So there is this slimthicc lanye big bunda thicc thigh huwa nimekula mara kadhaa since covid. Even took her number. So nimeona juzi anapost rip bro Anga ndoe. Kuangalia picha it’s a guy I know from my day’s in Campo. Hahahahaha mfw nimekuwa nikikula siz ya jamaa kwa danguch. Hahaahahahaahahahahaha.
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Nairobi ni ndogo bana.
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Nairobi is a big bedroom
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Ever heard of six degrees of separation?
Kuna jamaa tulikuwa na yeye uni daro moja but after graduation we lost contact. Juzi nimeenda wedding ya my cousin nashangaa groom ni yule jamaa.
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Number au mbicha?
Hata picha ya coffin 
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Kesi same hapa kwangu, kuna dem nilisoma na yeye campus, let me call her S, kuna day alini call na nka lenga. Job yangu kuna dem (My PA), kuna day tulikwua kwa ofisi, “S” akapiga simu, kawaida nililenga, nkauliza MY PA “kwani si wewe ukona hio jina tu, kuna huyu akona jina kama yako ya mwisho”, si nkamsho number, my PA akashtuka akaniuliza “kwani unajua siz yangu, gai, huyo ni my siz, ulimjulia wapi?” Nkamsho tulisoma na yeye sijui anataka nini, alinipigia nkamlenga.
My PA akanisho nisi show dadake anything, eti dadake ni mtu wa maneno mingi, huyo dadake na vile nilikwua nampeleka raundi pale mess namshikia CMB (chapo mbili beans) in 2008/9…hehe.
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Unataka kukula sisters wawili. @Yuletapeli wewe pia unakuanga kidinyi chini ya maji.
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Mimi nilipigia kura Arutoh Deh, lateri realized kumbe yeye ndio ule shaitani hua tunaambiwa ako na pembe.
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Weka number na mbisha ya lanye tuongeze mileage
Nimewahi post hapa. She is in mourning so siwezi muanika saa hii
Wacha umbwakni, post picha
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Punguza stori za jaba. Bado Una Kula Jaba ya hapo MYSA. Hapo naona Hadi huwa mnapanga line juu ya majani.
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What if the word bro is not used literally? What if it’s a client like you?
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Zi, Mimi nilitulia. Sikuangi na haraka na u-hungry niliwacha.
I understand the consequences ya relationships kwa kazi. Itaharibu job, and attract some other energies zile sitamani. Ma siku za kwanza ndio kulikuwa na sexual tension juu ningebaki na yeye hadi ten usiku…but nli over come by employing a male so inakuwa tricky akili ya the small head kunichezea Ile game na kumdai.
Zi ni very true. Bado hata Mimi ilinishtua. Mdem tulimaliza huko 2010. Bado huyu siz yake my PA alikuwa ati class eight. Wana stay saika.
Siz yake (S) nilibonga na yeye through phone ya my PA hakumbuki sauti yangu, yet yake hata awe mbali nakumbuka vizuri saidi. Kwa simu alidai na sound young.
Ilinikalia funny, my PA aliniuliza “sema ukweli ulimkula?”
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Unaeza pata huyo jama ameaga pia yeye alikua anararua sister yako…one big bedroom
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Ni safiche mecho labda tumesalimiana chini ya maji hapo kwa marji
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Hehe, my PA ni yule nlikusho she’s 27
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So mecho hunioshi juu Una mumunyaaa juu ya kiti za ofisi.
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