Dumbest Car Thief On Earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2rum8S1uRc

Hahaha hajui kutoa handbrake? He has no business stealing cars. Awachie hiyo kazi akina @johntez addi gaza msafi

The real bonobo.

:D:D:D…
i saw some video where some guy tries to car-jack only to get inside and find it is a manual gear shift… and he has no clue how to drive
he starts calling back the owner to show him

There was a time I used to live in Nanyuki in 2005. A guy stole Land Rover Discovery belonging to one of those British Ranchers and took off. I don’t what security System was on that Land Rover but the old dude immediately got an alert (Remember that was 2005). Cut off the engine and locked the doors and windows. Thief tried to break the windows but couldn’t. Alishikwa kama kuku

Huyu angekua omwafrika, it would have been the last piece proving that omwafrika ni pure bonobo

Mzungu akamshow do you want it the hard way or the easy way? He seen taken to the police with fallen traousers. LMFAO

Jamaa angedai I can’t breathe!!

Happened to me once. Thief tried to steal a car and it was a manual. I had it on gear two and it confused him. The moment he started it , the car jumped forward and knocked the gate and it flew open. They were panicking and I didn’t want them to panic. The easiest place to get car jacked is at your gate when you stop.

Discovery manual huwa na reverse gear mahali most bonobos wouldn’t imagine. Then kuna manual zingine lazima uinue ama ufinye lever ndio reverse iingie. Aibu kwa mwenye kuiba.

‘do you have a phone to call the police’

Says the Moron recording the video with a phone