dry spell

I have been facing the longest dryspell in my life. For almost a month I can’t seen to convince a girl to remove her thuruari for me. How do I get out of this predicament?

Find a guy to remove his ka-thong for you

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If you live in a densely populated area where you use shared amenities kama bafu na sink, jaribu kuenda hapo when you see females and eventually utapata wa kukukamua balls before zilipuke hehehehe

But kama wewe ni fellow billionaire, jaribu kuenda club zenye zina young chics alafu ununue Johnie Walker Platinum and see good things coming your way. But chunga usiangukiwe ukidhani umeangukia :smiley:

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Madame wa club si mostly wanakuwaga whores…how can he differentiate

Tricky sana

Kama una gari and good looks ingia any university/college ufungie mwenye atakubamba jicho umuinvite lunch date. The worst horror for university students hukuwa kurudi ocha long holiday. Wakiona ukiwa good looking and stable atakufuata bila kuambiwa especially kama sasa semester zinaisha

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Depends on where you go. Ukienda scratch, what do you expect?

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kawasaki all the way design ya kush

Porto washenzi!

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haha wachana na gambling kama sparta

haha. Tuko base fulani kicking it. Hizi anime zako nitaziangalia Sunday.

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Nunua mogoka na uvae kama chokora. We si ndiye umesema machokora wanakula madame wa ma-baller na mogoka pare usiu?. I thought you got the solution.

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There lies your debacle; you want to ‘convince’. Even Shakespeare with all his wordplay did not employ your approach.

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Just a month?I think thats not drspell. You don’t have girlfriend an ex etc… hivi u can woo?

kawasaki jamaaa

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A month? I’ve been celibate for over 6 months and I’m fvckin married!

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Really! All he wants is get some prissy, whore or not.

Kwani unatombewa bibi?

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SJ bado iko up and running…enda huko na utashughulikiwa