Drugged and robbed

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Imagine spotting your faithful husband/boyfie akiwa victim hivi? Heri kwenda danguro. Hizi ni embarrassment mbaya sana

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:green_emoji: :green_emoji:khupipi ana war fodder for the duration of their marriages… hawatawai va big boy pants kwa nyummba again

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Na ukiibiwa uko na evidence? That’s not better. I have a simple trick, if you leave a drink unattended get a new one. If given a drink by a bitch you met make sure achape shot kwanza, haijali ni nini.

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Wajinga wamejaa jiji kuu

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Very funny when it happens to men. Ingekuwa wanawake that saprano cs would have called a press conference by now

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Wange enda calabash hawangekua na hizi mashida

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Another reason not to pick hoes at the club. Ingia na dem kutoka nje usiende kurokota madanguch kwa club. Pole sana kwa hao maninja

at some point I thought only fools get caught up like this, until it happened to me - or maybe I am a fool - that thing hits you, you are literally a zombie for 2 to 3 days, not a good thing but some good experience, also a nice feeling under effect of those mchele dawa, no wonder the usage of such drugs are restricted due to the danger of overdose and also the addictive nature of the same.

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Uliokota hao madem kwa club. I think the best thing ni kuingia na dem club si kuchota dem kwa club.

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So on Friday i was at a certain club along thika rd. I invited a lady to my table and the vybe was cool. At 2am, we left for home. Along the way, i started interrogating her and i could notice the uncertainties in her reaponses regarding what she does for a living. She started with being a KMTC student, online marketer, shop attendant at town to partnership in dropshipping. I noticed something was a miss and i asked her how they pay for good that they import and she couldn’t mention the payment method or platform they use to import. I asked about their Instagram page and she said she had forgotten, “ntakuonyesha tukifika”.
I sensed she must be a mchele gang after she insisted that we buy takeaways for home drinking, claiming that we would be safe juu tuko kejani already. Fortunately, i had some beers at home and so i gave her the beer mi nikasema niko sawa. She tried all ways of making me drink but i refused. Then she started asking if there is food and she was ready to open the fridge to cook for us. Hapo ndio nikajua hapana tambua. I chased her out immediately and called nduthi for her.

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Haha ungeamka after two days… Saa hii ungekua unafanya budget ya simu mpya

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Madem wa club is no for me - mine was a forced one, dingy place, got in the car when I was kidogo tipsy and was too late to notice a guy and a lady already had forced their way in the car the rest is history, though they used some liquid form of the same and forced it on my nose using a handkerchief the next thing I remember is 3 days latter getting an abstract ya ID, how I got home upto now remains a miracle, I look at the dashcam footage nashukuru mungu, since I never remembered a thing that happened.

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Ama apate amepasuliwa mayai mcoosh