As u are well aware i live in a separate home from my wife.
I live in the leafy suburbs of chokaa. While yeye ako kamulu ocha. I feel i want to move forward with the relationship. And upgrade her.
Planning on ntheo ngaasya. And here is where i plan to roll out the mbig bucks…
Wazee wameitisha vitu most. As of now niko na 10k. But am sure with help of respected elders nitafikisha the required amount
Event itakua December. Asanteni in advance
Pea yeye mimba and let her decide… Hao wazee ni extortion racket
Vijana hamuelewi na hii mambo, that slut you call wife as you tax yourself to pay all that she is busy gathering cash for incase muachane or after watoto wamekua coz utakua useless. What you do is ukipewa exaggerated budget kama hio na huyo mbimbi tulikua tunamfanyia tango practice kwa bushes you run . Simps wenye utaendea misichana before utie mimba ukapitia like nonsense. Ukienda kama mbimbi ako na mitoto mbili and u also indicate to hao wazee washienzi that you aren’t sure kama ni wako utapewa at very reasonable price . 
Elder,
Unaniambia kwanza nitie mimba kama mbili hivi au?
Exactly. Afterwards kuja negotiations za hio takataka. And make sure mumeishi like 10 years . Utaona mtu ulipe dowry na muachane Tu . 10 years utakua umejua kama ni wife material or kiruka jia kama mama ya Yule chokora fulani hapa
Brilliant advice elder
Naona nikuje ukambani nitafute mtoto huko niweke mimba
Hio budget si imepita mita kaka?
Weka mimba, akizaa ongeza ingine then watch ukiletewa yeye plus mboch wa kuchunga watoi. Do this very fast and thank me later.
Na he’s the village chief peasant
Wacha uongo,hii iliwekwa hapa last week,from Twitter
Eti mita?..hapo ni mirrions of money…mbuzi,ng’ombe na water tanks ni almost mita buanaa
Tuliona hio list kabla perdition akue na futhi
I love this chic manze.
Anajua kualign mballs.
Plus we got 2 kids together.
Mko na watoto na anaishi kwao? Hao sio watoto wako!
…dowry huwa tu ukora.
What a ripoff.
Dowry ya Ukambani. Enda ukafunzwe kutengeneza uongo
make that 15yrs… the women who don’t walk by year 7 usually do so by year 14. If you stick it out to year 15 before entertaining those extortionists, chances ya wako kukua joanne mtembezi inapungua by leaps and bounds…
