It still hangs in my thoughts vividly like it happened Yesterday.
My pal was paying us a visit for the weekend after such a long time.We had some catching up to do and settled to have as we wasted the night away.By then ‘Mona mi’ was the in-thing in the city,we settled for the Nakumat one as it was cool.
Two Jack Daniel’s down,my good friend Odhis started being observant and spotted a lass taking a glass of wine at the far end.Before long they were dancing to the tunes of Musa Juma like they have known each other before.She was introduced to us as Valerie working with a local bank,Jamo being the inquisitive one tried to dig in more info but all was not adding up.He later whispered to me that he had seen the chic before and that she had 3 kids.
Fast forward morning was approaching and we had to get some nap as we had other commitments to attend to the following day morning.Odhis had managed to convince the lass to spend the night with him.So off we dropped them at Kimwa and proceeded to Milimani for the night.
The following day Odhis was so happy and boasted that he had deflowered the lass.He told us that the thing was so tight that he decided to DFHKMBL.Only the 2 of us knew that the chic was never a V since she had kids and did not want to kill his ego.We kept the secret,A week or so later,we learnt that Odhis had sustained some private burns.
Kutoka hiyo siku nikajua umuhimu wa mpira…