Double parking

Leo nimejam ile haiko. So I live in a plot in the same compound with the landlord. the driveway is narrow and can only fit two cars side to side. Sasa, landlord is a nice guy, very laid back and for the two years I’ve been living here hakuna shida. However, he has a friend, kamzee mzee hivi who always takes my parking spot instead of parking behind the landlord. He drives those BMW SUVs so he has lots of arrogance, this isn’t the first time.
To avoid conflict, I park outside until guy leaves. Today, I’ve parked behind him we see what happens, . I’ve even left the house to go hang out at the kalocal. Lets see if cars can fly.

illustration of what i’m talkin about…not real mbicha
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NGOMBE lala

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Leta hekaya baadaye tujue kuliendaaje

alafu?

Hujatoka pub?

umedouble parkia uwes

Lambda ako hosi nursing injuries inflicted by mr arrogance…

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Amelala kwa bar akingojea apigiwe simu aende atoe gari.

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ma “mirrionaires” wako wapi waseme “peasant problems”

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So nimefika home nikapata gari alitoa, I think alidrive juu ya lawn. yangu iko pale pale. Soja amenishow landlord amejam sana.

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Haidhuru. hatapark hapo tena. Mgeni anapark gari vibaya aje kama amekuja kukaa. Hasnt he observed that there is always a collision. Lipanga rent mapema lakini

Hii ni mara ya pili, ya kwanza nilikuwa na manzi kwa hao lakini nilikuwa busy msalani taking a #2 manzi akaamua kung’ang’ana na manual transmission. I was wincing from how I could hear the gears grinding hadi karibu nitoke bila kumaliza.

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you park a cheap car behind the landlord ?
Eviction notice in progress

kwetu kuna watu hawaongelesheani juu ya parking. wanaume wazima with kids

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lambda reminds me of high school physics https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/Lambda_uc_lc.svg/100px-Lambda_uc_lc.svg.png

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Where i work kuna jamaa ako na designated parking lot yake but kenyans being kenyans love pressing buttons to test so kuna madam akakuja kupark hapo huyo mwenyewe alikuja na kupark across behind gari ya huyo madam na akaenda ofisi saa huyu jamaa ni ule wa kutoka ofisi 6.30 kuelekea 7 in the evening…na sahi amejam yake yote huyo madam alilearn the hard way na ni wale wanahepa job saa tisa…siku hizi hio parking hukaa empty hata kama huyo sonko hakuji works

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parking kweli ni shida :D:D

I once went to Mahutini in Kariobangi to find a dump truck those tired looking Bedford’s za nineteen turudi…parked/blocking an xtrail… so I ask the soja “kunaendaje hapa?” the guy tells me several drivers conspired to let the owner of the xtrail park there as bait…yeye ni wale hufungia watu na hata soja akizurura na kablackboard kadogo with his number plate written on it, he ignores…twas his day to be taught a lesson…

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huko ni kinoo

In CNN. Kuna jamaa states alispend one hour akishove snow kwa parking yake…kumaliza akaenda kuleta gari sasa akakuta kuna dame alikuja akapark gari yake hapo. Alitoa gun akashoot huyo dame. True story!

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