Don't marry. But if you will, marry strategically

[Tauren]

Don’t marry for the sake of superficial factors - a lovely face, perky tits, huge ass - and so on.

Beauty fades, tits fall, and asses deflate.

Just ask @MTINGIZA_KITANDA, whose high-school sweetheart whom he wifed up - once a bubbly and youthful damsel - has now morphed into a full-fledged momo resembling the smelly luthuli creatures @Baby_Panay loves to plough.

Instead, marry tactically. Combine forces with the woman who shines where you experience shortcomings.

If you’re dyslexic, marry a woman who is academically gifted.

If you’re a broke ghaseer, marry a woman who hails from a wealthy family.

If you are a short, underweight, malnourished ghaseer like @Nubia, marry a tall, strong, brawny athletic luhya woman.

For the wise, avoid marriage altogether.

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Tauren

…Instead, marry tactically. Combine forces with the woman who shines where you experience shortcomings.
If you’re dyslexic, marry a woman who is academically gifted.
If you’re a broke ghaseer, marry a woman who hails from a wealthy family.
If you are a short, underweight, malnourished ghaseer like @PERDITION, marry a tall, strong, brawny athletic luhya woman.
For the wise, avoid marriage altogether.

Am glad nilioa kitambo before ushoga na social media iharibu soko…wasee naona huruma ni akina @EL_CUCUY na @Kodiaga coz while we got married to the last good breed of women…bado tunawatombea the leftovers. Na wewe OP kazi ni kujibaka tu. Meffi wewe

[Zohoman]

@Tauren

…Instead, marry tactically. Combine forces with the woman who shines where you experience shortcomings.
If you’re dyslexic, marry a woman who is academically gifted.
If you’re a broke ghaseer, marry a woman who hails from a wealthy family.
If you are a short, underweight, malnourished ghaseer like @PERDITION, marry a tall, strong, brawny athletic luhya woman.
For the wise, avoid marriage altogether.

Very humorous thread packed with immense wisdom.

[Dubizdubiz]

True, as a senior 33-year-old bachelor, I approve this message. I have several young sexy lil chicks, but the only one I’m about to marry is a 29-year-old kamomo . Reason, she has great education, very high IQ, financially independent, very ambitious, smart business woman, and has an aggressive edge that I lack..

[MzeeWaBoma]

@Dubizdubiz

…True, as a senior 33-year-old bachelor, I approve this message. I have several young sexy lil chicks, but the only one I’m about to marry is a 29-year-old kamomo . Reason, she has great education, very high IQ, financially independent, very ambitious, smart business woman, and has an aggressive edge that I lack..

Bibi tulisema ni feminine traits, also Toa emojis hapa

[Electronics4u]

@Dubizdubiz

Reason, she has great education, very high IQ

With all those qualities she must be the jealous type.
One wrong move and you are done and dusted.

[Wakameat]

@Electronics4u

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Dubizdubiz:

Reason, she has great education, very high IQ

With all those qualities she must be the jealous type.
One wrong move and you are done and dusted.

It seems you are an expert in matters women behaviour,?

[WasikA]

@Tauren

If you are a short, underweight, malnourished ghaseer like @Nubia, marry a tall, strong, brawny athletic luhya woman.

Hii ghasia 46kg with loud soprano @Nubia siwes patia khana khalai wetu. Apambane na wakamba wenzake

[Yuletapeli]

@Dubizdubiz

…True, as a senior 33-year-old bachelor, I approve this message. I have several young sexy lil chicks, but the only one I’m about to marry is a 29-year-old kamomo . Reason, she has great education, very high IQ, financially independent, very ambitious, smart business woman, and has an aggressive edge that I lack..

Swali tu.. ukona ulemavu wa kimwili kaka?

[MzeeWaBoma]

@Wakameat

…

Electronics4u:

…
Dubizdubiz:
Reason, she has great education, very high IQ
With all those qualities she must be the jealous type.
One wrong move and you are done and dusted.

It seems you are an expert in matters women behaviour,?

Maswali za bonobo? , the guy clearly listed the qualities of a strong man…

I had a crippling fetish desire for this very successful corporate Women, in my early to mid 20’s, they had all this traits. But I settled for something far much more different later on…

Pia nilipewa hekaya and scenarios were they chased away the husbands/bfs purely out of egotistical tendencies.

Hakuna kitu tamu kama kumwaga njoti moto in a rebellious, successful overly ambitious Woman..

[Nesta_Trouble]

@Dubizdubiz

…True, as a senior 33-year-old bachelor, I approve this message. I have several young sexy lil chicks, but the only one I’m about to marry is a 29-year-old kamomo . Reason, she has great education, very high IQ, financially independent, very ambitious, smart business woman, and has an aggressive edge that I lack..

Ni msapere, sindio? Utalilia kwa choo ndugu yangu.

[pakashume_pakashume]

@MzeeWaBoma

Hakuna kitu tamu kama kumwaga njoti moto in a rebellious, successful overly ambitious Woman..

@MzeeWaBoma ..you sound like MtotoWaBoma…utamu ni uleule na utausikia wakati unamwaga…ALL WOMEN ARE PINK INSIDE!!..hakuna kitu tamu kuliko ingine…tofauti ni grip…

[MzeeWaBoma]

@pakashume_pakashume

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MzeeWaBoma:

Hakuna kitu tamu kama kumwaga njoti moto in a rebellious, successful overly ambitious Woman..

@MzeeWaBoma ..you sound like MtotoWaBoma…utamu ni uleule na utausikia wakati unamwaga…ALL WOMEN ARE PINK INSIDE!!..hakuna kitu tamu kuliko ingine…tofauti ni grip…

You seem not aware of psychological thrills..

[EL_CUCUY]

@MTINGIZA_KITANDA

… short, underweight, malnourished ghaseer like @PERDITION, marry a tall, strong, brawny athletic luhya woman.
For the wise, avoid marriage altogether.

Am glad nilioa kitambo before ushoga na social media iharibu soko…wasee naona huruma ni akina @EL_CUCUY na @Kodiaga coz while we got married to the last good breed of women…bado tunawatombea the leftovers. Na wewe OP kazi ni kujibaka tu. Meffi wewe

Unanihurumia mimi kwa nini na sioi?
Unafaa kuhurumia uyo mjunior wako.

[pakashume_pakashume]

@MzeeWaBoma

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pakashume_pakashume:

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MzeeWaBoma:
Hakuna kitu tamu kama kumwaga njoti moto in a rebellious, successful overly ambitious Woman..
@MzeeWaBoma ..you sound like MtotoWaBoma…utamu ni uleule na utausikia wakati unamwaga…ALL WOMEN ARE PINK INSIDE!!..hakuna kitu tamu kuliko ingine…tofauti ni grip…

You seem not aware of psychological thrills..

Psychological thrill sio!!! Elder you are weak mentally…change or perish!!!

[Dubizdubiz]

@Yuletapeli

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Dubizdubiz:

…True, as a senior 33-year-old bachelor, I approve this message. I have several young sexy lil chicks, but the only one I’m about to marry is a 29-year-old kamomo . Reason, she has great education, very high IQ, financially independent, very ambitious, smart business woman, and has an aggressive edge that I lack..

Swali tu.. ukona ulemavu wa kimwili kaka?

Uko na ulemavu wa kiakili kaka?

[Yuletapeli]

@Dubizdubiz

…ubizdubiz:
…True, as a senior 33-year-old bachelor, I approve this message. I have several young sexy lil chicks, but the only one I’m about to marry is a 29-year-old kamomo . Reason, she has great education, very high IQ, financially independent, very ambitious, smart business woman, and has an aggressive edge that I lack..
Swali tu.. ukona ulemavu wa kimwili kaka?

Uko na ulemavu wa kiakili kaka?

Hehe, niko mufti just wondering why you want to depend on a woman… na uko ngangari.

[Dubizdubiz]

@MzeeWaBoma

…trong man…
I had a crippling fetish desire for this very successful corporate Women, in my early to mid 20’s, they had all this traits. But I settled for something far much more different later on…
Pia nilipewa hekaya and scenarios were they chased away the husbands/bfs purely out of egotistical tendencies.
Hakuna kitu tamu kama kumwaga njoti moto in a rebellious, successful overly ambitious Woman..

Wacha upumbavu kaka..you marry her coz you know your kids will be fine even if you’re strangled to death by chokostes ukienda kutafuta wale malaya wachafu unapenda, riverroad…These kinds of marriages are partnerships, mkikosana mna coparent na maisha inaendelea, and you go back to fucking youngins..

Marrying a woman with low IQ is doing your future kids a major disservice ..

[Dubizdubiz]

@Yuletapeli

…everal young sexy lil chicks, but the only one I’m about to marry is a 29-year-old kamomo . Reason, she has great education, very high IQ, financially independent, very ambitious, smart business woman, and has an aggressive edge that I lack..
Swali tu.. ukona ulemavu wa kimwili kaka?
Uko na ulemavu wa kiakili kaka?

Hehe, niko mufti just wondering why you want to depend on a woman… na uko ngangari.

I could be knocked down by bus tomorrow ..kama bibi si ngangari..watoi watakua machokosh

[forestmonkey]

@Dubizdubiz

…True, as a senior 33-year-old bachelor, I approve this message. I have several young sexy lil chicks, but the only one I’m about to marry is a 29-year-old kamomo . Reason, she has great education, very high IQ, financially independent, very ambitious, smart business woman, and has an aggressive edge that I lack..

Kwisha wewe