…because they’re not any less judgemental. Even the ugliest girl, with a face like Wetangula’s, dreams of being courted by a rich handsome guy, and she’ll shit-test you all the way to Bungoma and back.
Infact ugly girls are worse, since they often lack social cues, and are awkward. And did I mention filthy? don’t be suprised if you discover she stores a poop-filled container in the kitchen.
I once dated an ugly luo chic. One time I visited her, the room smelled like a hundred dead fish. Turns out she’d had a tampon lodged up her pu,ssy for 5 months. When we finally pulled it out, it made a plopping sound, and out gushed thick chunks of blood, egg yolk, and chicken feathers.
Friend? You have done right confessing your vile sins… Now you need to get saved and be baptized. Then make a vow never to do such vivid descriptions or gore.
