Don't eat where you poop

A very interesting topic of eating co-workers came up na I saw so many people saying how they eat even their bosses. Nyinyi si mchezo. From experience, I don’t eat people we meet regularly. For example, apartment zenye naishi imejaa single mothers, divorced, separated, escorts etc… Tuko ndume less than saba huko in an apartment block that can house about 40 people. Our neighbours, hakuna ndume, all ladies. I don’t know what’s wrong with this place but that’s besides the point. huku siwes kula mtu. It’s a recipe for disaster.Wenye watakuharibia ata si wenye unakula, ni wenye hukuli. If church hakukuwa kunakalika because I was exhanging fluids with a few of them now imagine a work place. Wewe cheza na imports

Na kama wewe ni boss?

even worse… ataanza kukukosea heshima

Kunguru itaanza ku-behave kama shareholder kwa kampuni, kupeana orders ovyo ovyo. Kuna wholesale ilikuwa karibu kuanguka juu ya huo ufala. Ulikuwa unaenda kuuliza bei ya kitu unafokewa “PANGA LAINI KAMA HAO WENGINE! KWANI WEWE NI NANI?!” By the time sonko aanze kufanya investigeshens into why sales had dwindled so drastically na afute kunguru, 70% ya customers walikuwa wamehama.

Kwanza kama ni kunguru mjinga ata haribu kazi.

People who screw their Co workers or school mates are easily distracted in life, mimi nipeleke nyege mahali najiendelesha life?
Mimi?

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Swali…What about kungurus who live adjacent to your place?

Yaani ukienda kwa dungeon yako wako tu hiyo neighbourhood but not exactly in your apartment building?

Kunguru ya BOSS pia ni BOSS…
YOU’LL REALISE THAT …
TO YOUR DETRIMENT.

cheza away match where at least you have to use automobile

cheza away kabisa… kwanza ukikula hao alafu uoe ndo utajua. Mimi wa huku kuna wenye ata huniangalia vibaya coz mimi nikuimport tu. Huwa wanashindwa mbona siwaongeleshi na wanaona nakulana. Either go out or get from far

Hao itia kijiji buda, kunguru anaeza kuchomea akishika feels

NOTHING!
REAL MEN MAKE DECISIONS AND LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!
REAL MEN TAKE RISKS(I fucked my female boss and nothing happened)
THE SECRET IS: Always make well calculated moves bearing in mind what to do in case by bad luck things backfired!
I Recently fucked somebody’s wife who then took a loan for me and her naive husband is busy helping her pay!

You said you were fu.cking her ass.hole to save your job. That’s why nothing happened,it was a give take situation not romance.
On the second issue I pity the slave in the plantation.

Pahali naishi, kuna dem ako 17 years within the same area.
Mama yake amenipatia “go ahead” ya kupita na yeye when she turns 18 next year. Ati I should be her “mentor” because I’m a bachelor who is doing well. Hehehe.

Kuna dem mwingine ako 21 years anafanya kazi kwa saloon ya sister yake.
Freshi kabisa alafu yellow yellow.
Huyo niko semi-final lakini nimesleki juu naona italeta complications.

My mind is telling me to avoid both of them but my other primitive head doesn’t give a damn!!!

Ngoja saa ile utawacha kulipwa mshahara alafu wewe ndo mlipaji,hapo utajua nyege proper inakaa aje. Saa hii cheza inje ya ofisi wacha mkubwa ashibe

Ata nifike huko hio mchezo sifanyi

Sisi watu wa biashara ndio tunajioneanga maneno na customers who misinterpret common niceties with flirting…