dj fatxo

[sperminator]

What is the story

[poyoloko]

Jana aliita @miritiandes houseparty jamaa kufika akapata wako wawili tu. Later on this morning tumepata midget miritiandes ametupwa from kitchen sink to the backyard with a used condom hanging from his tail

[Micymas]

alibomoa kijana ya samido kabat.the byo said hell no, mmenikula hagaste nikiwa zimechew, why is egg york coming out my bum. Boychild akasema zii lazima niwike, fatboy said hell no, utajua hukui, you cannot expose our sewarage digging business, and they boy went to be with his maker.

They tried to bribe the oys mother, who went silent for a while, but samio was like " pesa ni muhimo kuliko uhai"
He strummed his guitar, and called up his lawyer wife, “hii kitu ebu nifuatilie mama wairimu”

Shit went down haaaard, cctv ikatokea, stori za faso mchimba mvi zikalipuka, kunguru zikaanikwa, fatso lost everything. Akanyang’anywa sponsorship, his shit was exposed for the world to see.

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Aberdare gardens tookup the shit challenge and they are doing baaaaad

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[magreb]

@poyoloko

Jana aliita @miritiandes houseparty jamaa kufika akapata wako wawili tu. Later on this morning tumepata midget miritiandes ametupwa from kitchen sink to the backyard with a used condom hanging from his tail

Talking of condoms hanging from tails, have you healed enough from your ordeal in the hands of @PHARMACY in mlolongo after the Balozi invitation utueleze yaliojiri?

[PERDITION]

@magreb

Talking of condoms hanging from tails, have you healed enough from your ordeal in the hands of @PERDITION in mlolongo after the Balozi invitation utueleze yaliojiri?

Meza mboro za ndume ukishikilia gowns za USIU bila kunisumbua macende wewe

[Ngimanene_na_matharo]

@sperminator

What is the story

Mijinga kïpiiiiii mumama zaidiiiii umekaaa hivi fuaaaaaa ukihara ukinyamba ukidunga ukinusa uvundo ukakuambia wewe na muhahe yooooooooote ya watu wenyu wewe ndiwe wa kwanza na hii stale regurgitated news? Brare taktaka ghaseer imbilisi nyeus

[magreb]

@PERDITION

Meza mboro za ndume ukishikilia gowns za USIU bila kunisumbua macende wewe

Omera you really terrorised that boy. Akikumbuka anakuwa sad anaanza kulia tena. Sad.

[PERDITION]

@magreb

Omera you really terrorised that boy. Akikumbuka anakuwa sad anaanza kulia tena. Sad.

Omwami jihurumie , Ile miguu ya watchers anakim son @uwesmake ni ya kutisha , all organs are directly proportional , wewe na degree yako ni msenge tu

[Koolibah]

@magreb

Talking of condoms hanging from tails, have you healed enough from your ordeal in the hands of @PHARMACY in mlolongo after the Balozi invitation utueleze yaliojiri?

:D:D:D reminded me one time tuko jaba then a tomcat passed by. The cat had swallowed a plastic bag (the ones that were banned) and the damn thing had exited halfway from behind, then jamaa akashout, “Huyu paka ni shoga!”

[Ndindu]

So @Micymas jina yako ni Muturi K?

[mkenya001]

@Koolibah

:D:D:D reminded me one time tuko jaba then a tomcat passed by. The cat had swallowed a plastic bag (the ones that were banned) and the damn thing had exited halfway from behind, then jamaa akashout, “Huyu paka ni shoga!”

achana na stori za uwongo bana sisi ni watu wazima

[Koolibah]

@mkenya001

achana na stori za uwongo bana sisi ni watu wazima

Take it or leave it

[Karoga]

The guy needs to seek asylum far away na huko Netherlands.

[magreb]

@Karoga

The guy needs to seek asylum far away na huko Netherlands.

Hizi ni nini mnafanya kwa giza haki?

[Heke]

@Koolibah

:D:D:D reminded me one time tuko jaba then a tomcat passed by. The cat had swallowed a plastic bag (the ones that were banned) and the damn thing had exited halfway from behind, then jamaa akashout, “Huyu paka ni shoga!”

@mkenya001

achana na stori za uwongo bana sisi ni watu wazima

Funny as fuck:D:D:D