Elders am got in a quackmire
There is this girl nilimkatia akaninyima. She is very hot and I had to pursue her further. She stood her ground and instead offered me her friend which is not hot like her but as a fisi I grabbed the opportunity and chewed the friend mercilessly. My appetite for the initial girl didn’t die and the genius in me gave me a plan. I downloaded my bank account statement in excel format edited to make the balance 4.3m and printed it. I then intentionally left the printed bank statement at her house pretending to be accidentally forgotten. After two days I got a call from her inviting me for dinner at her place. Thereafter and upto now am getting puzi baited all day all night. Now should I proceed and chew both or I drop the friend and domesticate my main trapper!?
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Why not? Weren’t you planning for this all along
Hekaya fiti, fuck both anyways
First, true …you are not in a quackmire …it’s quagmire
Secondly, yaani the only way to get a lady ni through living a lie? You are so miserable
:D:Dunachukua slices ukiendaga ama ataanza zile “mom is sick” yidi yada
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Let common sense prevail, a lady sees your “edited” account balance and she’s into you, damn! Alll this years in ktalk and haven’t learnt a thing. I prefer you go with her best friend if at all this story is true.
Mimi kupretend I am richer than I am ndio huwa imenishinda hata kama ni kutaka P, my conscience cannot allow me to bump my balance of KES 4,300 to KES 4,300,000. I’d rather die
True… infact I always sell myself short… heri aku.underestimate
If I wanna meet her, I park my car a distance from the rendezvous. I don’t want my status and what I have to cloud what we really should have; love
How do you deal with 230KGs of fuel?
Pia unaacha zingine kwa gari?
curtain raiser is playing the game well
Swali za kijinga ndo maana baba yako alikuskiza akaacha mama yako
Damu chafu jinga haitajiki kwà familia
This is @Bl3ze 's other handle, vako ndio zake
Chew, then edit the last transaction in the debit column with a 4M narration weka “final loan repayment”
-Beta wants girl
-Girl doesn’t want beta and hooks it up with her friend
-Beta chews friend but isn’t satisfied .The toad still wants the other girl because ;ONEITIS
-Beta edits bank balance
-Girl sees it and now wants to dish out the goods
-Beta comes to Ktalk to ask whether he should fuck her
-Beta accidentally steps on a banana peel
-Beta hits his head on a concrete and dies
-The world is minus one beta and becomes a better place
Most women like money. You meet a woman in a club and they threaten to rape you (true story), then when you are leaving they see your car and you can immediately feel the cogs turning. You can feel the shift. Woman immediately wants something more than a fuck.
Ukinyimwa nyimika bana. If this is true, wachana na hiyo. Move on to the next prey
Quagmire with two lanyes?
At 54yrs you shouldn’t be doing all that,you should be helping wajukuu milk goats and et al