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Rocks Are Actually Soft and Squishy – They Just Tense Up When We Touch Them
Rocks Are Actually Soft and Squishy – They Just Tense Up When We Touch Them
Have rocks been lying to us all this time? A geologist in North Dakota claims that rocks are actually incredibly soft and squishy and tense up only when humans touch them.

Geologist Gina Worthing has been studying rocks for years. When researching the hardness of rocks, she noticed something very peculiar.

I touch hundreds of rocks a day. So I implemented a new experiment where I would sneak up behind the rock real quietly. When I grabbed the rock it felt like a damn stress ball. Fucking crazy, man…

– Geologist Gina Worthing on the softness of rocks
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Gina even took this picture of a rock that pretty much proves her soft rock theory:

A rock that didn’t tense up in time. RIP little guy.
The interesting thing about this theory is that there really is no way to disprove it. I dare you to try.

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And if this is true, what does it mean about the rest of the world as we know it? If rocks are lying, are trees lying about being made of wood? Is the sun actually hot? Is the sky really blue? There are so many unanswered questions…

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:D:D

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MTU akikunywa bhangi apelekee bwanake au Bibi yake! Asituletee Sisi.

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Wow just tried it and it’s true.Nimejifanya naenda ku switch on lights as usual,I guess the wall had nothing to suspect as this is a very normal practice.I got closer to the wall and Mara that that head butt nyingine wazimu into the wall.Dude I caught the wall unawares and it wasn’t able to tense up in time.Manze the wall felt like butter and I almost went through to the other side .Shocking discovery wallahi.Try it.

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Hahaha … khasia.

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Plausible! I have always known that KTalk doesn’t exist! Once you Google ndio KTalk Inapretend kutokelezea!

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A geologist?
Exactly what kind of fumes were those rocks emmiting.

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Could be true if you follow the simulation theory, nothing is there until you observe it and the simulation creates it.

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Its true. Hata Kimwarer dam we can build for only one million. The story that we need to dig the land is fake. This is proven, trust me