Did Central Police Station Improve Their Cells? Hekaya

One Friday during my younger years 2004 or 2005 can’t remember well, I got arrrested outside Spiders pub nikipokea simu past midnight. Nikawekwa kwa Mariamu after roaming allover town mpaka Dunga Road lori iliajaa tukapelekwa Central.

In my entire life sijawahi kuwa kwa stuffy room kama hiyo cell. We were standing side by side like rice in a puddy. After about 1 hour pombe yangu ilikuwa imeshuka after imagining that I might spend the entire weekend in this hellhole. We spent the entire remainder of the night standing up. Luckily niliweza kutoka by 11am Saturday. Since then sijawahi shikwa tena

Vipi bonobo?

Small brain African habari

Bonobo 1 anahutubia soko

Cendro ni mambo mbaya, tafuta my hekaya when I happened to be a guest of the state

Kasarani naskia ndio fyam kenya yote

Ukopokea simu after midnight?
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Ulikosa 200 ya afande? Thats all they used to take ikifika 4am. Hio lorry na landrover must have picked me more than 20 times but i never got into the cells…hio ilikuanga lift ya kurudi hall 9 campus after rave

Central is cramped but it’s one of the better stations you could be taken to in Nairobi. Kamukunji, Kasarani, Kabete, Jogoo Rd and Pangani are the worst. Hardy is the best. Well maintained, very professional officers. You can even have a cup of tea while you wait to speak to the OCS. But of course they have to be civil. Don’t want to piss off the expats and rich folk.

You must either be a cop, lawyer or petty criminal to know all of them

What’s the difference between the 3?:smiley:

Tunajua ulichunishwa kales

The first two are hardened criminals

Hardy ni wapi

Karen

Mujamaa … I know this is the kind of stuff that excites you, sindio

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Eloda muzima kuweka mbisha is such a big problem to you?? Umbwa

Boss ,jaribu kamukunji,pale watu hutoka ka wamekua sugu

What about Muthaiga