Blue t shirt and khaki shorts. Niko nje.
Please holla kama wewe ni Talker!
Mbisha itisha @Nattydread … Sina time ya kushindana na CSI.
Have a safe Easter watu wangu!
Hii ulevi na drinking and driving might make you a hero amongst your thick friends but it just makes you Die looking like an idiot!
Can’t niggaz handle their drink anymore!!!
Too many of my heroes succumbing to this new found appetite for Stupid drinking among the middle aged Kenyan men!
Unaalika watu KOKOs na umesota? Nilikwambia there was no CSI maneno, just your reckless fake-floss tabias and a simple freeware graphics app. Please do not be a free-loader like ka-Wiper and Phandom.
Be careful with chicks who come to flatter you about your faux-Eton accent. Unaeza rogwa.