Deorro njoo tafadhali Bro

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@Swansea

Sorry for your loss.

Kweli dry spell is also real for hawa ma feminazi @MaryJane with Craigslist, @applebottom na sasa wewe.

Used to frequent this sports club back in the day. There was this one young lass. Pretty as hell, 8 body, loud too and to a certain extent obnoxious. Needless to say she used to snob all the guys that approached her. Little did they know that was her cry for attention. Never once did I approach her but always observed. One day we chanced on a convo. That same day, slices alipeana and many more return matches.

Moral of the story. The loudmouths, posturers as feminazi, strongest advocates of singlemotherhood it’s all a clarion call for attention. Matusi are werocum now.

The day I wake up horny and feel like I need some, I will not need a website. Potential fuck mates are a dial away.

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@Deorro

ati you are interested in his wingman? if ni hivyo wachana tu nao juu hiyo friendship itaharibika na utabaki without any. If you love the Kiambu dude go for him, if you love the Wingman then achana nao wote

Thenks for that advice. Do you think Wingman anakaa hapo kunyemelea bcoz?

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@Guru

Is this really directed to @Deorro ? Another fisi.

jana mvua ilifanya nisifike woman cave

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@LeoK

What exactly are you asking ? whether you should bang or who you should bang ?

The one I bang, I get to keep. But the situation is Kiambu Dude has chased that I got to hand to to him. NyeriDude is his best friend who just sits there quietly…LEO ni tajua.

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@Miss Finest Wine

Thenks for that advice. Do you think Wingman anakaa hapo kunyemelea bcoz?

wingman kazi yake ni kudeal na obstacles like your ugly/clingy friends, slap the dude back to his senses akiaaproach an ugly lady who doesnt meet the crew’s standard

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@Miss Finest Wine

Sasa MFW needs some proper man advice from you. Na hii si hekaya. It is a real life situation so be kind and dish advice ‘like you are advising your own Sis’.
There is this dude I met a few years ago, Kenyan to be precise. We went out many times and really enjoyed each other’s company and nooo nooo before you AKS no slices although huwa ananiuliza all the time. Just went out for drinks/dinner hanging out as a big group na vitu kama hizo and had so much fun while at it. Catch my drift as quite often you don’t?Good.

So somewhere along the line I lost a parent and stopped going out, changed jobs, stopped picking most calls and really got lost in my own world-grieving period I suppose. The dude in question and our big group were always trying to reach out but naa. Oh telling me they lost their parents too and they can resonate but that did not get thru to me. So FF anyways… I have now regained the spring in my step and now back to normal settings. And who is hot on my heels? this dude who I had boxed in the friend zone. (Our bone of contention).

Him and his friend now call me every w/e to AKS if I could go over. Dude-Kiambu near my digs knows my family, his Wingman from Nyeri. I kind of feel very comfortable around them. But what is worrying me now is we are back to being cosy and since I started ‘checking’ my feelings meter? I think I quite fancy Kiambu Dude as he is quite laid back and easy to share lots of stuff with but still I quite like his Nyeri wingman too. Or maybe I am scared of commitment?? nimechanganyikwa. I have feelings that I am really scared of. Damn scared. And that is being so at ease around this pair.
I promised to meet them this evening and now it is 10:18 so a bit of advice will help.

Not shaken by insults so go on if you may.

Ita wote wawili then mjifungie kwa keja yako wakuchape combi then uchague nani amekubamba ujpange naye.case closed, Chieth!

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@Deorro

wingman kazi yake ni kudeal na obstacles like your ugly/clingy friends, slap the dude back to his senses akiaaproach an ugly lady who doesnt meet the crew’s standard

Kesho I promise nitakuaa na story biiiiiiiiiiiig or not. Naonelea mbali…a night to remember. Enjoy the rest of your w/e Deorro.

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@alphagroup

Ita wote wawili then mjifungie kwa keja yako wakuchape combi then uchague nani amekubamba ujpange naye.case closed, Chieth!

NOO. Wewe hunyiti we are going out to a nice new joint in London. Hakuna visiting Kejas.

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@Deorro

yaani nimewekwa Bro zone???

Mblo, Fwd and bro zone are better than the funny guy zone. Got some bitter memories of that. My campus crush told me " but majamaa kama wewe hamkuagi serious…blah…blah…" hurt like a toothache.

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your just being selfish the first guy alikuomba onion rings since kitambo, he has been with you all this time and your comparing him to his wingman who makes your panties wet but has never made any advances…WOMEN!

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@MaryJane

The day I wake up horny and feel like I need some, I will not need a website. Potential f**k mates are a dial away.

I’m only a DM away,ama namna gani my fren.

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Whatever you do sis, usipanulie yeyote miguu…now that’s the true feminism. The day you give it out wewe kwisa…your power and what makes you mysterious and unique is gone. Lakini kama huna feelings na wao …you just want the D, then do you…:)

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@Purple

Whatever you do sis, usipanulie yeyote miguu…now that’s the true feminism. The day you give it out wewe kwisa…your power and what makes you mysterious and unique is gone. Lakini kama huna feelings na wao …you just want the D, then do you…:)

Thanks Sis. I realise I do have feelings for Kiambu Dude which I have been keeping contained I think. In that frens box. No worry not girl ‘sipanu mlegges’ lakini will be opening my heart to KD. Aki ni drop home bila ‘virago asking’ then he is in ‘quids’ in.

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Something tells me these two wameweka bet fulani. Why are they asking you out together??? If one was genuine hawezi kuexpose hivo to fellow fisi aka wingwan. Men are usually selfish with their object of true affection. Wewe enda out na uwakule kabisa lakini usipatiane…hehe…alafu avoid alcohol…!!!

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@Deorro

yaani nimewekwa Bro zone???

Na naona ukibaki tu kwa hio zone.

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@Purple

Something tells me these two wameweka bet fulani. Why are they asking you out together??? If one was genuine hawezi kuexpose hivo to fellow fisi aka wingwan. Men are usually selfish with their object of true affection. Wewe enda out na uwakule kabisa lakini usipatiane…hehe…alafu avoid alcohol…!!!

No Sis they are beshtes always hang out together along with others male and female. Hope wasinisome hapa. And they are very handsome. They tell me all the time wako na pesa…mmmmh yeah they work hard, deeemn hard’ ati ndina mbesha’ …tuongee kwa inbox. You really sound like my friend Shiko aka Malaika huku UK. A super duper chick…mmmmm

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@Miss Finest Wine

No Sis they are beshtes always hang out together along with others male and female. Hope wasinisome hapa. And they are very handsome. They tell me all the time wako na pesa…mmmmh yeah they work hard, deeemn hard’ ati ndina mbesha’ …tuongee kwa inbox. You really sound like my friend Shiko aka Malaika huku UK. A super duper chick…mmmmm

Sawa sawa…jienjoy kabisa lakini keep your eyes open…alafu usikuwe wa kwanza kuongea juu ya feelings until akupush kabisa into a corner. Like don’t volunteer emotional stuff, jifanye umekuja hepi huna plans zingine ata kama ndani unafeel wow wow…:D:D
Me niko on the other side of the pond … UK nikupoa eh.

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Sawaz Babe. Sound advice hapo hivo. Uko State gani? I visit when situations arise? But all well. Today is a big day. UK is cool but I can say that easily as it has been my home since them days. Don’t know where else.

[Liberty]

Niaje @Miss Finest Wine ! I love wine too!!:oops::oops::oops:

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