Deorro Grilled by Guru during a lunch date

Conversation after pic.
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Guru: mbebi mboy deorro how did u spend your day today?

Deorro: i spent the day riding my bike pale karura forest…cheki maneno tings baby…yo feel me.

Guru: tell me the truth foolish boy cz that is not what i heard.

Deorro: but baby…

Guru: Don’t but baby me…ni nini hio naskia wewe na ule mwanamke Aviator

Deorro: it was just a small misunderstanding love

Guru: then why was my name all over that protest omera

Deorro: my dear sugar mum guru…we have already ironed out our differences…All is good now

Guru:listen to me boy and listen well, unaona hio laptop nlikununulia, na pia hio mountain bike, na hio samsung s7…ambazo nilikununulia

Deorro: yeah what about them

Guru: Nitakunyanganya and look for a new sugar boy and give them to him. Let this be a last warning.

Deorro: love sitarudia tena aki…am sorry dear.

Guru: ok forgiven. Now lets go pale kwa lodging unikamue slices kadha before i go home to my old husband gashwin who never satisfies me.

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Nimeona io picha nikapasua yangu yote :D:D:D:D:D Manze hii glue yako c ile kawaida hii ni super glue

Acha sasa nisome conversation

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miserable voyeur…

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Sasa hapa ma equinox zitaflow

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Jay never disappoints

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Huyo mwoman inakaa @Guru kapsaa

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Enyewe nyinyi ni wakali, memory note to myself. Hapa staki beef na mtu. This might be cyber space but it can affect you mentally.

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Ati? Heheee. Sijatoshana hivyo hata kama. Btw, Jay baby boy, natafuta kaben 10 kengine.

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you are very wrong kabisaa afande…

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Sema ngwee nikuwekee mbisha yangu hapa

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Laani Mimi kwa kunionyesha coomer

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ai bwana, hiyo hapaana…

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Basi weka kitovu yako

What would Omwami @uwesmake do in such a situation?

:D:D:D:D:D:D
napenda sana

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@Guru Ni slim shady? Usiseme ametu @Gio all along

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kitovu cha nani? ufanyie? vile uliambio una shida ya d/spell…

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@least hana paja kwa mkono…:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Washa nduthi and Burst a nut Na mkono moja hapo chini ya meza

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