Deorro Grilled by Guru during a lunch date

Conversation after pic.
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Guru: mbebi mboy deorro how did u spend your day today?

Deorro: i spent the day riding my bike pale karura forest…cheki maneno tings baby…yo feel me.

Guru: tell me the truth foolish boy cz that is not what i heard.

Deorro: but baby…

Guru: Don’t but baby me…ni nini hio naskia wewe na ule mwanamke Aviator

Deorro: it was just a small misunderstanding love

Guru: then why was my name all over that protest omera

Deorro: my dear sugar mum guru…we have already ironed out our differences…All is good now

Guru:listen to me boy and listen well, unaona hio laptop nlikununulia, na pia hio mountain bike, na hio samsung s7…ambazo nilikununulia

Deorro: yeah what about them

Guru: Nitakunyanganya and look for a new sugar boy and give them to him. Let this be a last warning.

Deorro: love sitarudia tena aki…am sorry dear.

Guru: ok forgiven. Now lets go pale kwa lodging unikamue slices kadha before i go home to my old husband gashwin who never satisfies me.

Nimeona io picha nikapasua yangu yote :D:D:D:D:D Manze hii glue yako c ile kawaida hii ni super glue

Acha sasa nisome conversation

miserable voyeur…

Sasa hapa ma equinox zitaflow

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Jay never disappoints

Huyo mwoman inakaa @Guru kapsaa

Enyewe nyinyi ni wakali, memory note to myself. Hapa staki beef na mtu. This might be cyber space but it can affect you mentally.

Ati? Heheee. Sijatoshana hivyo hata kama. Btw, Jay baby boy, natafuta kaben 10 kengine.

you are very wrong kabisaa afande…

Sema ngwee nikuwekee mbisha yangu hapa

Laani Mimi kwa kunionyesha coomer

ai bwana, hiyo hapaana…

Basi weka kitovu yako

What would Omwami @uwesmake do in such a situation?

:D:D:D:D:D:D
napenda sana

@Guru Ni slim shady? Usiseme ametu @Gio all along

kitovu cha nani? ufanyie? vile uliambio una shida ya d/spell…

@least hana paja kwa mkono…:D:D:D:D:D:D

Washa nduthi and Burst a nut Na mkono moja hapo chini ya meza