Today i was reminiscing about my old time lanye adventures and I remembered that there is one lanye in particular mwenye I used to smash,alikuwa anaitwa Judy,a very petite sweet thing,half kisii-kuyo breed maze alikuwa light skin mtamu sana,mtoto alikuwa ananipea vizuri Hadi nikapagawa,ungempata pale back street ya rangi mbili,I swear that place has many memories za wasee wengi…I miss her lakini the last time I was there nliona Io place imechapa,nliporwa rwas,(back then that was quite a substantial amount) this was between 2016-2019…good years those were and miss them sometimes…
For me it’s a different perspective, tangu niache kula lanye nilipiga hesabu ( approximate) ya pesa nimeharibu na lanye, huwa staki kukumbuka
Hehe, ungekua na Ka-Mbuloti maguta maguta,pale syokimau ?
These two analogies should make people understand that life is just a perception, there is no right or wrong
True.Halafu pesa mtu hu waste kwa alcohol is much much more than yenye mtu hu waste kwa lanye.Infact for alcohol it’s about the money wasted as a result of drinking.It starts right at the bar.The waiter will definitely try to con you after you get high.They will also take advantage of your highness to tell you mr chairman si nikunywe kakitu bana.After drinking ,one wants to over indulge in eating, unadai nyama choma na sijui nini,after getting high you become horny,now you want to fuak,you go to a lanye who after realizing you are high, ends up overcharging you,then you dry fry her.In the morning,you want to look for pep,local pharmacy agrees to let you have a 30day dose for 5k.In all these instances,if you are a cash payer,sometimes unatoa manoti excess and nobody tells you.Especially hizi ma new generation notes za thao na za soo mbili have a tendecy ya kushikana.You wont know umepeana 4k badala ya 2k.Infact kuna ATM ya Ecobank tao yenye imewai ni dispensia 8K badala ya 5K manoti mbichi baridi freshi za 1000.Also unafika home unasahau manoti kwa trao,mboch anapita nazo coz she knows you were high when you got home you wont remember.Kama kuna manoti ulipanga kama bible kwa wallet,wife anapita na zingine akijiuliza kama ako na hizi manoti zote venye umekam home kama umelewa ulikua na ngapi huko nje ukikunywa,halafu God forbid upate accident uki drive home,hio pia ni expense ingine utabeba.Alcoholism is generally an expensive habit.You will rarely get an alcoholic who drinks on a regular basis who has his finances in order.
On the other hand,kukula lanye alone minus alcohol is way way better for the pockets.Kwanza kuna malanye ukishazoeana kuna time unamshow niaje,nadai kukukula but sina kakitu,naeza come?Mostly utaambiwa sawa especially kama umekuwa unamtreat na heshima.Alternatively kuna wale madem mse anakuanga amezoena nao ku flirt.Unamshow tu venye ukikumbuka matako zake wee umbao.Akikujibu ‘aki wewe’ jua ushafika semi finals,lugha na strategy ndio imebaki halafu uzame ndani.Kwa bar hata utreat ma waiter ama mwenyewe na heshima aje,ile bill ulienda nayo lazima utalipa.Na kawaida ukienda home kama ulikunywa bia mbili bila kulipa the next day unaambiwa by the way hukulipa bia nne coz hutakumbuka poa juu ulikua high.I proved this a few months before I quit drinking.Started paying all my bar bills with mpesa.The following day used to receive texts from the waitress with what I ordered and paid.After showing them they used to just go quiet,not following up the debt.Even after going missing wananyamaza tu.Then you realize they treat you different if you don’t do cash.Implemented that to a second local nikakuwa na same experience then quit drinking.Wooote ni wezi.Ufala kaa hizi ndio inafanya ku stop drinking ina make alot of economic sense.Sikuizi nikiwa na craving ya pombe which appears like once a month nachapa shots za Jager from chupa nimezunda kwa fridge na life goes on.
It is good ulipitia hiyo na umekwepa io story mapema…imagine eti sa ungekuwa mzee ndio unakimbishana na vijana wadogo…
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Ulipata kuma chafu na rwas sindio?
Oh yeah…how did you know?
@anon46421834 very easy and good explanation… kuwacha pombe is one of the best decisions a man can make whether rich or poor…pombe ni hasara tupu Kwa mfuko and physically in general life is better pombe ikiisha Kwa akili
Pia mimi nishawai chapa hio hesabu, inafanya mtu akue good boy for some months, then you see kitu young petite lightskin and slip back
Siwezi wacha pombe hata wakizima taa
Hapo sasa…though hii nayo inaweza fanya upatwe na heart failure…circa 2019 pale AP camp Thika,my mpesa ledger indicated that nilimumunya kavitz hivo tu…I quit and have never looked back,hata ya mtoto siwezi kunywa:cool:.
Kuacha cold turkey ilinishinda.Like nikiacha leo naeza kuwa sawa for like two to three weeks.Then I start being overly anxious plus sleeping problems.Naeza ingia bed 930pm but by 1am am wide awake.Then pia ma nightmares zingine wazimu.So hizo anxiousness zikikam nachapa double moja au mbili za Jager then I sleep without an issue with zero anxiousness for the next few weeks.The issue here is that many years of drinking have changed hormonal balance na circadian rhythm ya usingizi.So by taking alcohol kidogo natrick body ibehave venye ilikua before I quit.These withdrawal symptoms used to happen every five days.Sai naona they happen every 3 to 4 weeks.Am told am making progress.Nimeambiwa if I can make it to two months straight without getting the withdrawal symptoms I will have regained full control.
Dawa ni Yesu.
Seriously though, I haven’t taken Akoho since last week on Thursday. So today I was going Kwa shopping center kununua nyama but on meeting a friend who I haven’t seen for a while, nikamwambia tuingie kaLocal tukamate mbili.
Had a chat kiasi kiasi and we took just two beers each. (Kuna biatch nilitusi after aniongeleshe vibaya cz nimekataa kumpea pesa za ‘rent’ nimempata ndiye anauza hapo).
In retrospect, I realize that I spent a K bila mpangilio bana.and for what? I didn’t get high and I didn’t enjoy the night.
Still though, I gained some business nugget after meeting a business associate cz hiyo deal itaiva next week Inshallah.
True though, Akoho is a waste of money.
You are right, for me, what was worse than wasting money was how shitty, dirty and disgusted I used to feel after a session with a lanye. Since I quit I have become happier, more confident and I feel that my soul is cleaner.
Sasa kukula lanye na cleanliness ya soul iko connected aje.I have met many lanye eaters with cleaner souls than those who purpot not to touch lanyes
Lanyes are a gift from God. They were born to make all men happy. I respect them
For me I felt wasted after I visited a certain lanye late last year in Thika. This lanye is one of the big Mamas who used to be in good hope. Apart from being her client, we were also good friends.
I had gone to Thika to see a friend and therefore decided to enquire from her where her timber business is. She had told she has a timber business and therefore I had also promised to buy some from her.
The timber yard was well stocked, in addition to a small hardware which claimed to have started a month ago.
That’s how I woke up from my deep sleep.
The lady is still in whoring business
Yaani mnakuwa regular customer wa lanye mmoja Hadi mnakuwa close friends?! Si hiyo kitu ni kugonga na kupotea kabisa?