So this lady whose hubby is somewhere in middle east kwa mwarabu washing dogs n chaffer for mwarabu , WhatsApps me … "Hello mashaa nipelekee 13kg kwangu wife atakusort "
It’s kendo 9:30 pm , kufika na pata kuna bodaboda iko parked hapo kwa gate , nafungua gate n decide niingilie mlango ya nyuma ya kitchen …
Hata before I knock I can hear moans n laughter as if someone is getting dickmentation , the kitchen door is not locked naingia nakubadilisha gas but the moans pale siting room ni we xcess , macho hayana pazia I peep thru n the lady is in all her fours on the carpet , n this bodaboda guy ameteremsha tu trao but ako na zile mapufpuf jacket zao za lifani motorbikes …haiya nakohoa … The boda guy thinks m the man of the house n jumps over the sofa at lighting speed , falls on his way out as he pulls the trouser … The lady begs me to keep it a secret n pays me double she even attempts to seduce me a man of God but I tell her Mimi huwa sipayuki n not ready to break hii long distance marriage na yule bwanake wa Saudi …
Assuming this hekaya was not a fiction, I want to declare that you did very wrong. You should have allowed them wafikishe threshold then demand your fair shair of the spoils.
Just imagine the boda guy went with cum hanging halfway then the lady was left in the high seas of passion and you with your two loosely hanging balls refused to complete the job. You shall remain cursed.