From here to Kawasaki, from Toa tugawe to Ndongo kundu, mabenda4 is known to be pro jubilee. Am a dyed in the wool sycophant of kamwana and the hustler. They are good guys. Very likeable characters indeed. Once Kamwana alights from a plane and proceeds to hug, scratch hug, proceeds to embrace a homeless five year old girl, or throws his head back in laughter as a kidgartener recites some verse then proceeds to adopt the poor little gal, you cant help not to love the guy. What of when Wsr climbs on the dias and goes "tuko pamoja ama hatuko pamoja " or even " si mnajua ule jamaa wa vitendawili ", would you not just love the brother.
So yes am a sycophant. Prime among the "do 's " of being a sycophant, is to defend the duo and its administration. I do that quite well thank you. But, with head drooping, i must admit that it is becoming rather difficult with every passing day. Its becoming extremely hard and challenging to defend jubilee and still maintain a straight face.
Every new day, i have to reinvent a new strategy. My wall is littered with new strategies to defend Waiguru, Waiguru and Nys, Nys , police recruitment, Court order non compliance, missing billions from consolidated funds, weston hotel , teargassing four year olds, missing people after arrests, sugar imports, bailing out dead parastals that can never resurect even if Federal reserve’s emptied their coffers on it, zero errors that tranform a bar soap to a soap manufacturing plant, travel expenses that would run a county for an year.etc etc Thats just my wall.
My work desk is cluttered with numerous diversion tactics to avert full brown crissis. Teachers must not be paid, not because we dont have money, but they didnt work for three weeks. We must create an Elnino crisis to camouflage 13billions that cant be traced. The thirty six bloggers must meet urgently to learn the neccesary about Eurobond missing billions. Etc etc
And that is before i switch on my laptop to view what Cord said last night, who snitched this morning, how the hell did the media learn of that multi billion hse in eldoret, etc etc.
Anyway, IF THE TWO OF YOU, are reading this, i need a raise. This has become a full time job. Your defense is becoming jittery. Pay up or stop goofing up so badly. Am tired of defending people that mess up faster than Cord can comprehed or shout. You guys are likeable, thats given. But we dont need good guys up there. We need kickass badguys. Defend our constition, dont defend your personality. Lock people up and root out coruption. Make no appologies. Kick ass my bros. And while you are at it, it wouldnt hurt to make kenyans respect the presidency. Thats where the rain started beating us. That office must never degenerate into just another office. The presidency must be presidential.