Declaration of the rights of talkers

The representatives of the Talkers, constituted as a village , and considering that ignorance, neglect, or contempt of the rights of talkers by pee-brained admins & mods, are the sole causes of village misfortunes and corruption of ktalk experience, have resolved to set forth in a solemn declaration the natural, inalienable and sacred rights of talkers: so that by being constantly present to all the members of the social body this declaration may always remind them of their rights and duties; so that by being liable at every moment to comparison with the aim of any and all political institutions the acts of the village monkey powers may be the more fully respected.

In consequence, the Village Assembly recognizes and declares, in the presence and under the auspices of the Supreme Being, the following rights of man and the citizen:

  1. Talkers join and remain free and equal in rights. Social distinctions may be based only on ability to attain threshold in male-female engagements.

  2. The purpose of all political association is the insistence that Laila and Luto will neffa be pleshdent.

  3. The principle of all sovereignty rests essentially in the talkers, not admins. No body and no individual may exercise authority which does not emanate expressly from the Village council made up of @Female Perspective , @Wakanyama & @Bingwa Scrotum )

  4. Liberty consists in the ability to do whatever does not harm another; @admin and mods are cockroaches smite with matusi n dharau whenever u feel like letting some steam out.

  5. The law only has the right to prohibit those actions which are injurious to a real village or person. The law shall not intervene in matters between fictional personas assumed in an assumed village.

  6. Talkers have a right to picket and frog march admins and have them face the great mount somalia.

  7. No talker may be equatored, suspended, or prohibited access unless such is okayed by the council in 3.

  8. Villagers have the right to hold accountable every mod & admins and dismiss them. Villagers have a right to look at @Deorro conduct retrospectively and respond accordingly.


he he he,

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  1. My penis is intellectual property and should not be copyrighted in any way.
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Waah!!! That was quick @Wakanyama kuja uone.

hawa mamods wametuzoea

I fully support, let me look up the mod who deleted my photo.

talkers of goodwill,please append your signature here that you support this declaration


you do not represent me

Juzi kuna msee alisema, if some guys get a bit of power they tend to go overboard am inclined to think he was right.


hii post itang’olewa in 5…4…3…2…

shemeji na sio kwa ubaya kwani umejua kuma juzi ,hazimaliziki bana.waliokuweko walikuwa nazo,wale wako,wako nazo na wale watakuja watakuwa nazo,tulia bana ama ulikuwa monastery?


Hehehehe… Uncle tiga Wanaa… you are derailing the thread.

Despite my bid to put you up for crucifixion by the gonads, I back your declaration

And suck his dick or what?

majority of the talkers supporting this post/declaration are the very same who supported @supu’s dictatorial ways when she was super mod in Klost. Heck even one Ktalker here names starting with letter “R” once led to my suspension here in Ktalk by snitching/reporting me na hapa anapanua mdomo kama meffi



There’s a lot of self interest on the part of the author of this draft, I submit that it lacks objectivity.

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NGOMBE @admin dismiss all the idiots masquerading as mods and intiate election of their replacement by elders, sponsors to vote in case of a tie. Haya changamka, MEFFI

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How was the number of council members determined and on what basis were the 3 members of the council appointed! We could be jumping from the frying pan into the fire.