Dear Men, Where did we Stray? cc All Pink Handles

Please tell us where we strayed now that you have invaded our kitchens. Yaani hatuwapikii vizuri? Can’t you be men like your dads or even grandpas?

It’s not fair tuwe tukigongana kwa mlango ya kitchen. Hata ukiona maziwa ikimwagika kwa stove, pls don’t get it off. Call us instead. Its the reason you paid those 100 goats to our clans.

#PissedOffByGio

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Mnapika zile Chapo Scumbag alipikiwa zimeungua na zinakaa kama makaa, ati bae nimekupikia chapo

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The elephant in the room.

pea huyu @aviator ile 1 mbirrion ya miraa, hii upussy ya wanaume jikoni na ma-bachelor kununua 5kgs of sugar ni umama [ATTACH=full]39118[/ATTACH]

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don’t hate the compe, up your game…

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@Gio also bakes cakes…mwanaume mzima unakanda unga, mix with mayai alafu unaingiza kwa oven. Alafu the worst part unashinda ukienda enda oven kucheki kama cake imeiva…SMH

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Pia mimi imebakia kidogo tu niingie jikoni au niseme kukula ni kwa hoteli.

Wife has adopted menu ya secondary school karibu ikaribie jela…lunch,mchele white na madondo/ndengu(flat bila mchuzi au spicies). Super ni ugali cabbage(imepikwa ikawa white kabisa bila any spicies).
Cooking has been delegated to a std 6 dropout househelp from kangeta…Tell me why I should not invade the kitchen or retreat to the local kibanda.

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The only time am found cooking ni bfast on her bday,mothers day n when am roasting meat.
the rest of the times nikiingia jikoni ni kuendea pombe kwa fridge

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Hi story ya wanume kupika ni umama…soon naona Gio akikamuliwa apa…

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That is not a nice thing to call @aviator.

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If I am alone in the house wacha nitoke nikatafute kitu ya kukula huko nje ata kama ni kichwa ya mbuzi. Jikoni siendi ng’o, mpaka wenyewe warudi.

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sorry sana, i see it’s even affecting your spelling…

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Nilikuwa naambia @Gio hii maneno anasema mi ni hater. Nikaona ninyamazie tu…sasa pink handler ameongea.

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Kushinda ukienda kwa oven is for amateurs, I know how long cake takes to bake properly. So I settle for substandard or plain food because I should not compete with a woman or to spare her feelings for making montrosity of food?

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hehehe si u-marry @Gio

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Btw I don’t have a problem a with you, I have a problem when people tell me to settle for less and I know I can do a better job even in cooking

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spot on.i only go to the kitchen after workouts to mix my whey protein juu niliona ananyonga scoops sana fucking up my gains

Am just saying you focus your energy on masculine activities, not settling for less. Our women are now feeling intruded. Let us do things the way they were naturally set out bana…

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If a woman makes you crap food, you will be content with it because you don’t want to intrude her space?

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Sasa akikosa kucheki si ita ungua

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