DEAR MEN : Man Cave

Sex & Relationships
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Dear Men

I penned this opinion last year but seeing what I’m seeing here, it only makes sense to post here as well.

I see men spend millions to build or buy houses then become awkward in them because it’s taken over by their wives and kids.

I have a friend who spent 1M to buy a nice TV for the living room and another 250K for the entertainment room but he spends all his evenings watching a 7K worth LD… (not LG) at his local smoky joint to watch news because his wife shifts between Fine living, E! … and Telenovelas on the 1M TV and his daughters fight over the entertainment room remote… his househleps run the kitchen TV and his bedroom is ‘strictly’ bed only.

Men, the reason you find yourselves out of your homes all the damn time is because someone lied to you that a real man builds a home without the rider that as the builder of the home, you need to accomodate yourself and make it functional for YOU.

The only time a man finds purpose in his house is watching news and entertaining the inlaws for 10 minutes before he pretends to pick someone from town and disappears for the rest of the day.

Listen, for every 1M you spend on your dream home, spend 20% on your man-cave.

Have TWO master bedrooms…one when you’re high as a kite and susceptible to annoying snores and dirty clothes on the floor and one for the missus, when you’re behaved. Have a man-cave built with a fully stocked drinks cabinet, a snack bar, a 100inch sports TV or projector, an ice box, a bathroom and one that has access straight from the parking lot… one that has independent running water and electricity, a magazine rack and secret internet cables. A fully stocked first aid box, One that is sound proof and one that the cleaning lady has a spare key… one that has access to the garage and one where your dirty boots and mud stained jeans can thrive without being judged…

This way, you’ll finally enjoy being in your own property… you’ll stop finding excuses to run away from your own damn house.

Men, please start being smart… we’re tired of visiting you and you find reason to take us away from your own house because you have no uwezo, no nguvu in the goings on of your own compound.

Men, please build a home for your family, but don’t forget yourself in the process…

Below are ideas of mancaves you can include in your master plans.
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TV ya nyumbani ni ya Bibi…

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Nyumba ni ya mwanamke na watoto, mwanaume akitaka yake basi atafute bwana amuoe.

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Or just dont marry and have those annoying little brats

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Its called,being gay

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Personal freedom and peace of mind trumps what the society thinks of u. Kama saa hii niko Seychelles for that weekend na sijali what u folks sitting in NBO traffic think about me.

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wrong destination though, Melbourne grand prix is this weekend.

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As always,on the road,wekea sisi picha ya ba seychellois tusafishe mecho atleast.ata postacard will suffice…mr I-travel-a-lot-than-you-cretins:D

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Man cave kwa main house, aje sasa?

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Apeleke hii upuzi huko Home Beatiful, mukuru.

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Its called a den in simple english. Does that make sense now? A she shed is the opposite of that. A place to unwind

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Na kunguru utakulia wapi?

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If only all of us were birrionarres!I like the idea

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mulosi unasumbua, kunguru zinapelekwa bedroom sio man cave

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Instead of all this BS from abroad… Go rent a bedsitter in one of the less popular areas of town… Nobody should know about it… That’s where you go unwind… Eat kungurus and chill… That’s the perfect mancave … Rudi kwa bibi when you have to

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Hata thermal image ya jet engine smoke hakuna? Am sure hata kwa Atlas huwezi point on where Seychelle is.

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Una chimba tunnel ya kuingiza kunguru.

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Huyu hajui mancave ni nini [SIZE=2](Hii turiweka kwa Lexicon kueli?)[/SIZE]

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All these just to run away. Just be a MAN and leader of your home. Its cheaper and more fulfilling. Ukiingia people scatter except the kids and the rest flows through you. Shida zingine ni za MTU kujipea. Then as you progress start another home and family. Both homes wataingia laini. Sasa your presence becomes even more important.

Lastly kuna ujinga hapo that the maid only has a key to your man cave. Something only a single person would say. That’s almost suicide in any relationship or marriage.

The maid is there for the house duties and the kids. The man should only be served by the 1st lady. 1st lady cleans the bedroom and washes your cloths even if its the washing machine. Same to food. If you mix this roles you will ruin your home. I don’t even know where the new cloths come from.and the old ones go to.

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Man cave ya kazi gani sasa?Chukua lodgo kula kunguru ukiendaga.Better off weka a mistress/mpango wakando wa kusafisha rungu once in a while.