DEAR ELDERS

Sex & Relationships
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niaje wasee,.niko na stress mob sana coz my day ilifika jana.
iko hivi …bibi alitravel home last wked alafu muguka ikanidanganya nikaleta one of my side dish kwa nyumba…yes kwa nyumba not kwa man cave.{NOTE i said muguka ilinitupanisha}.long story short…hii mjinga ilieka panty nyuma ya kiti kwa sitting.nikama alikuwa na plans zake huyu.now my wife alikam na katika hile harakati ya kuclean nyumba.guess wat…pap.akapatana nayo.
this is the first time kupata panty kwa nyumba but amepatana na kadhaa kwa xtrail yangu.of which kama fisi naruka na kusema ni beste alikam na mdem kwa dinga.Now ile usingizi niko nayo watu wangu ni mob coz jana sikulala juu ya kupigiwa kelele…should i admit that i cheated on her ama niseme ni beste alikam na dem kwangu.ikiendelea hivi naona nikingoa mtu meno walai…

advice me elders
matusi kando please

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kama haijararuka na hainuki sana,mwambie ni gift yake ulimnunulia:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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ata ni mpya
nilinmyamaza tu ata sikumjibu kitu

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tuanzie hapa kwanza mnusa ngodha…, pipi ni shiny eyes ama dim eyes ??

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Makosa wewe ume perfect uGio tungekusaidia lakini umetubeba kama nvs na hekaya za kutupima kichwa.

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Be a man hapo ni kwako tell her kuna demu ulimanga full stop, kwani atado nn, akitaka aende kwao :(:(:(:frowning:

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Kabisa! Jamaa ana ubonoko kuruka…

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Ukitomba haukutuambia, sasa shida ikitokea unakuja kulilia wazee

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Case closed

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Ulidanganya wazee utawaletea picha za yule momo but you didn’t, now the Ktalk curse is upon you. Ain’t karma a BITCH?

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Who in this day and age hupeleka malaya kwa their Matrimonial bed ???anatubeba hivi
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Nusa hii ulale nkt[ATTACH=full]68179[/ATTACH]

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Pole sana bro, ni hayo tu cz lazima apeane ka jasmin

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Si Kawaida unavaanga panty kwa kichwa kama gas mask…kwani hiyo muguka ilikuja na shot ya changaa ukasahau modus operandi yako?

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Ulizia pale KMNU ndo ujue vile unaweza fanyiwa na wife

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Alitoa saa ngapi kwa kichwa

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Hehehehe omg eti mnusa ngotha haha

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Wueeh.
Hii yote ni kwasababu ya kubeba Elders vifunny.
December 12th there will be a Presidential pardon na utaachiliwa…perhaps.

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Of which… Nkt… I hate the Kenyan use of that phrase. Wapi Tata ibebe huyu mtu na chupa zake?

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