I usually look back on my life, my dating life to be specific, and I wonder how I managed to bag so many beautiful girls, most of them being Kalenjin. I have dated quite a few women, different tribes but the ones who have gotten to the podium so far in terms of beauty are Sigy, Chela and Joy in that order, all of them Kales.
Joy is this chiq I dated for one semester in uni first year. She was very hot, figure was something else. We met and clicked almost instantaneously. Ilikua nikitembea na yeye wanaume wananitambua, especially cause she liked clinging on me while rocking a booty short. We didn’t click well so she’s third.
Sigy who takes pole position was definitely the most beautiful of them all, and I mean stunning. Elders who know can attest that Kipsigis girls and Kikuyu girls can trade blows the whole day. She could speak both languages fluently. She is the one woman that I completely fell in love with, and rightfully so. She broke my heart and I ghosted her for years. We got in touch again. The relationship feels irreparable but now we are cordial and are genuine friends.
Chela comes in second. She is very smart and witty. We studied together both in high school and in campus. We always just kissed when drunk in campus but I never had sex with her. Now we are dating and things have gotten to the point where feelings are on the line, but I dont mind. Isn’t that what a relationship is all about anyway.
Him and @Gaines are pussy whipped kids who are so over excited when a roto tank single mum gives them a cunt, ni kama tutoi tumepewa lollipop. While at it struggling to impress. @MTINGIZA_KITANDA hii mambo gani
Tuangushia hekaya proper, hizi zako ni kama ziko na directors cut, wapi zile Arch za the forbidden love, najua hekaya zako zote hazikuwa Romeo and Juliet…
Rada? OP is our village simp…yeye huachwa na madem wanakuja tunawaweka mileage then we return them to him well used. He welcomes them with both arms.
Huyu ni yule kipii wa mapenzi ya dhati, alikuaje na warembo vile anasema halafu akaishia kufunga ndoa na singo matha ju hapendi kuona watoy wa deadbeats wakiteseka. Shienzi!
