1. Sinking Ship
A ship is sinking. People are panicking…screaming
A passenger asks the captain of the ship, “Captain, how far is the nearest land ?”
Captain : “2 miles”
Passenger : "Which way to go ? "
Captain : “Down…”
2. Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old
3. How many people can fit in a Volkswagen ? 10 people. 2 infront, 3 in the back and 5 Jews in the ashtray.
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Don’t get it as well, why would it be like food?
hehe wah this is dark you guy.
Joseph Stalin, masses not getting food…people not getting dark humor…doesn’t ring a bell ?
Exactly 
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Slow cunt
Go wank with red flowers
:D:D:D:D
Hapo kwa jews sijaelewa
Joke no 3 has offended me greatly. Joke number 2 ni kali
its actually offensive, it indirectly references the burning of jews in ovens during the Holocaust
My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me “Is that the best you can do?”
Fucked up, man :D:D:D:D
Do you know the best part about raping a woman in pitch darkness? It doesn’t matter if she’s ugly!
What’s the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women’s clinic? The god damned dishes if she knows what’s good for her.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You’ve already told her twice.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile and my jaw just dropped. After all, that’s a pretty big word for a 6 year old.
What is the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchairs.
The judge asked me “How does 5 to 10 years sound?” I said “Sexy.”
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.
Kwa wale mko twirra . Huyu hapa is the king of dark humor. Go on follow @ https://twitter.com/causticbob
Damn damn damn.
@ПанчоВилла how does one even mention you?
Dark humor at it’s best…
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never explain a joke my fren
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