daring am hoooome!

The following sequence of events took place between 18.30-19.50 EAT on the Seventh of may 2017.
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Lokeshen : Juja
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(After a long day at work with his handcart he finally reaches home .With his godpapa, bata safari boots ,black leather jacket and tucked in 'I love Kenya ’ T-shirt ,@Chifu climbs the stairs to his bedsitter which he shares with his wife nyokafi).
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Chifu: (whistling Kikuyu love song) nyau kanyau gakwa, tititi…
Nyau kanyau gakwa …
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(Konyweeeeeee,koboko!) He reaches the door

Chifu: Daring I’m home!
(No response)

Chifu: Daring am hoooooome!
(Still no response)
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Upon getting closer to the door he hears strange sounds inside

Nyokafi: gaai gaaaai gaaaai mwathani ni wega piu piu kamau was kwft
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Kamau Iskariot: kaa mzuri naweka kwa mkia sweety.
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There and then poor chifu knew amecheswa he started crying at the door step suddenly a hulk of a man came from the house,farted loudly sized chifu whispered to his ears "ni keega muno! While pinching chifus buttocks as he slammed the door behind him…waving the quadrijoint salute…
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Konyweeeee koboko! The door slammed,!
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Chifu: muratina see what you have done I can’t service my wife anymore…
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Nyokafi : Sadness of rife rakini miba rasima utarea!
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And that my friends is how chifus weekend got ruined
Sadness

Nb : sina mbisha @introvert kindly assist
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Fixt

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Career ending sweep

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DI swear you are the real kichwa kibovu. Wi nugu fiu!!

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I would have done a more elaborate thread lakini wacha tu ,I hate typing on phone

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Ushawahi kamuliwa manzi kweli,usiku huwa mrefu sana ,mimi sijawahi kamuliwa@Davedee alienda wapi?

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alilia siku mingi sana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5WqaqKigh4

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:D:D:D:D:D sijacheka hivyo in a long time

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:D:D daring…

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Watu wengine watolewe hii kijiji

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Ya chifu ilikuwa kwa jikoni. Watu wameitisha hii maneno kwa thread ya ule msapere meno brown wa U.K. aka kabuda na nyam has delivered.

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Hii Kijiji inavituko

:D:D:D:D Wewe ni bangi gani unavruta uncle?!!!

This song brings memories sana

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And that’s how.@chifu joined @Davidee in crying a river… I hope they managed to “walking away from the maliars in their lives”…

He he he. “Unanimalisa”

:D:D:D:D:D

If you cant write an elaborate thread wacha kutusumbua toka hapa ndio hio mlango kunyweeeeee koboko:D

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