Damages!!! Umeharibiwa mali ya pesa Ngapi???

Good Morning Talkers.

What a lovely Wednesday Morning. And of course its ladies night, for these hoes, single mothers and drama chics to get their club on tonight via a sponsors wallet. Anyway, aside with the sideshows. Let me get it straight to the point. In my usual daily innuendos, me huona vitu mingi sana. But kuna katabia sijui kametoka wapi? And its getting worse every minute. Ati dem akikukasirikia, the way to get back at you is to inflict you serious financial damages. Na si kuiba ati vitu zako, but rather destroy them.

You see enzi za akina @FieldMarshal CouchP , dem akikasirika, the worst she could do is to give you some bruce lee karate kick on your balls, you become immobile for a full week. You become a monoballer kama mtu sitataja hapa and life moves on. These days thanks to feminism, fuelled by single mothers, situation imekuwa mbaya.

Juzi nimeona boy amevunjiwa TV nikama glass ya maji. The other week story mtaani kuna mwingine suti zake zote za job zimemwagiwa jik, mwingine gari imevunjwa vioo zote nje ya club. I could go on and on. But the alarming thing is that no one files for damages. Its like men coil their tails and accept this fate.

Now I happened kuskia some drunk ladies wakichora vile wataingia kwa hao ya kadinya fulani wamuoneshe ati vile girls run the world. Hiyo ngoma ya beyonce kwanza ikakuwa requested mara kaa tano. Hapa nikajua baaaas, jamaa anakam kuvunjiwa hao na mali iharibiwe. So swali langu ni simple

  1. Since when did destroying property become a way of settling scores
  2. Hebu niambie story ya ile hasara beshte yako alienda (obviously it’s you, but for today wacha tu tuseme ni beshte yako)
  3. How to combat this nuisance habit that these single mothers hoes are trying to nurture.

Asanteni.

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  1. its been a while now,since wakati wa maria de los angeles akitupa shirts za alehandro
  2. kuna beste yangu alikua anaishi kitengela karibu stage. dem alikuja akafagia kila kitu portable but since hangebeba fridge akalipa jamaa mmoja wa kubeba akunie ndani ya fridge. Dude had to sell it off at a loss
  3. avoid bipolar shit
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ishi maisha ya minimalism kama the late Steve jobs.
Beyoncelets wakifika kwako wanashangaa inabidi warudi home
http://www.applegazette.com/wp-content/uploads/Jobs.jpg

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ignorance is not an excuse in a court of law, kama tunaachana enda in peace lakini ukiamua kuvunja my shit then you will have to send your whole clan to beg me to drop the case. Mimi siwezi count losses and move on, lazima ununue hiyo kitu umevunja

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My Uncle alioneshwa kivumbi na bibi wake wa Nyeri in the 1990s.
Walikosana bibi akavandalize nyumba ile mbaya. Viti vikakatwa, tank ya maji ikatobolewa, matress ikakatwakawa na panga etc. My uncle was lucky alienda exile, angenyofolewa.

Funny think, the two are today happily married but evidence of the damages caused remain to date.

really, do you why his AMG never had number plates through out the years?

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Nasikia pienye alikuwa akiishi law inasema unaeza endesha gari mpya for 6 months ukingoja plate itoke.
Sasa yeye alikuwa akiendesha ma Merci zienye tunaonanga top gear for 6 months alafu anatupa ananunua ingine

But i doubt kama alikuwa na clutter kama sisi wengine.
Unapata mtu ako na home theatre, ampex (from his bed sitter days) laptop tatu (moja alitumia akiwa college, ingine akabuy na first salo, ingine ya job) desktop ya kucheza games, playstation, 32 inch HP envy monitor, TV 42 inch, TV curved ikatokelezea akabuy tena, MacBook zikakuja Kenya akabuy etc etc.

There are people who actually live like this

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yep, he actually had a standing order for it to be replaced every 5 months (less than 6 months), so if you know how much one costs, then you might doubt the minimalism aspect

ndio maana unasikiaga mwanamke hata umpende aje lasma siku moja ajue wewe ndiye simba 1 wa io boma, suplex mbili, RKO na Tombstone moja…na apate black eye moja tu. Atatii.Aende kwao na umshw go drying. Trust me akirudi kwako atakua amelainisha mienendo. Thing is bibi yako asipojua your dark side uko kwa shida. (my uncle. trained us good I guess)

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More often than not, ladies do that out of peer pressure, then when alone, regret it. If someone did that to me, I would gladly let it slide so that she has no excuse to show up at my doorstep ever again.

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inakaa wewe hujapatana na mjamaa FIDA imembishia mlango. Utapelekwa mbio ingine hadi bank balance yako ikuwe 0/=. Kutandika mwanamke sikuhizi ni kama suicide mission bana. Hii feminism imekuwa too much.

I think most men just avoid drama juu italeta tu hasara zaidi, But kuna drama niliona some club. Jamaa anavunjiwa vioo zote za gari. Na bado akatulia tu akaenda home na nduthi to avoid more drama after guards secured the car. Mimi roho yangu ilikuwa tu aki huyo angekuwa manzi yangu, angekuwa anaona na jicho moja sahii! Walahi!! Some push it a bit far

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On the contary though …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSL19GBh3wg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc67OHOxwl0

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Mimi na mang’aa za kwetu Nyeri tukae wapi?:D:D A Nyerian must appear in a story like this. We are very hardworking but pia hasira tulibarikiwa nayo. It’s usually tit for tat.

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Why do I have a feeling that you just described yaself? Oh wait a minute…

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A friend of mine yake hzakubebwa ama kuvunjwa the mama paid some boy wakamchotea maji ya mtaro akamwgilia kilakitu kwa nyumba hadi tv. The guy reported the matter to the police station akawapa mafuta ya 10k and in minutes she was behind bars the family came and begged the guy amusamehe i told him aitishe 250k ikachangwa and he dropped the case but after madam kuchapa 14 day pale langata prisons.

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its only tit for tat if fucked outside then you go get fucked outside. What does my property have to do with it?
I never destroyed yours did i?

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following!

I personally wouldn’t damage anyone’s property and have never. But, if a woman does this to a man, he must have hurt her deeply. Since she has no physical strength to fight the man, it gets easier to damage his property to get even. Ladies who do this do it only to inflict another form of pain or to get even.

True but do that to me and i guarantee you will spend some time in jail. Is it worth it? Why cant women just leave in peace?