About 12 years ago, Willy Luto was swinging bells and saw a persons who looked like sun. He hatched a plan of how thuruari will be putted on head.
One sato, he invited her to drink two in Nairobi of up. He called PM and telled her he has been Sent out of town by his boss and won’t be home till tomorrow of that day.
Let dogogio come, until they refused to. Know themselves. As they were drinking, Will started borrowing things. ‘i will dangle tonight, ama namna gani my friend?’ she saided not on first date.
They saided they go to room.
As they were heading to room, he boughted makobosto and hid them under the pillow (so that she does not read his intentions. Persons want to behave as if you have gone to room to catch up more).
As they were romancing, he tap tapped Tiita with josto then inserted head small small, that of tisharing. Small, she asked if he had makobosto. Will returned “Mambo nikujipanga my Friend”
With persons feeling mzuri and waiting for it, said saided small small mbus, she telled him to go further inside small. He slid all of it and poured in 9 secs like supreme leader.
She pretended to have makad and in loud voice, asked umemwaka tani? Will turned on the other side refusing to know how to return.
He slept small until tree woke up again. He wanted to put on makobosto this time but remembered he ate raw first time. Again, when he looked at the time, it was 3am when mneck is said to be deep asleep. He climbed another joti.
In the morning, he left of soap and P2 at the table and went home with worries of having catched mneck coz of climbing like that. He then remembered it was 3am, so no problem.
After one month, he was telled that month didn’t come and it is being vomited in the morning. He refused to know what to do incase his PM found out. Asked why she didn’t take p2, she threw saliva out. He remembered where he hid makobosto that day and saided Satan is very bad.
11 years later…
Courtesy of
Dagitari Wanjohi Kigogoine
