Crazy

[Gaines]

@Yuletapeli

…ue the scene was actually funny coz jamaa alikua arushia dame mwenda mawe she giggles runs away kidogo then she comes back. Nikama foreplay kwake ,untll kukajulikana Kuna kitu. Coz she singled out one jamaa

Hii story yako inapea kaka @Gaines ideas mbaya mbaya sana leo. Usijaribu pris… usione chizi ujazike. Umecheki hapo juu vile @Maize_Combuster amefungua roho? Alikuwa anapita na kadem kame fyatu

Naskia ulikuwa unakula dame amefyatu nyege zikimshika anakukujia job unajifanya humjui…

Naona umekuwa heartless tangu kitambo.

[Bobaa]

@Maize_Combuster

Nikiwa bado MI6, I once heard very weird stories involving African immigrants. Eti mabrathe walikuwa wanakuwa hired na wazungu wakamue their disabled dotas kuwatoa nyege. Hatari sana. @Simiyu22 Ni ukweli?

Shimo mbayq ni ya nyoka.

[solosantos]

@Yuletapeli

…ue the scene was actually funny coz jamaa alikua arushia dame mwenda mawe she giggles runs away kidogo then she comes back. Nikama foreplay kwake ,untll kukajulikana Kuna kitu. Coz she singled out one jamaa

Hii story yako inapea kaka @Gaines ideas mbaya mbaya sana leo. Usijaribu pris… usione chizi ujazike. Umecheki hapo juu vile @Maize_Combuster amefungua roho? Alikuwa anapita na kadem kame fyatu

Buda Kuna watu wakikosa hell Hadi Mimi sitakaa huko naleta maandamano vibaya sana nayule jamaa wa 150.wakikosa naleta revolution.

[Coolibah]

@Maize_Combuster

Nikiwa bado MI6, I once heard very weird stories involving African immigrants. Eti mabrathe walikuwa wanakuwa hired na wazungu wakamue their disabled dotas kuwatoa nyege. Hatari sana. @Simiyu22 Ni ukweli?

Wanipatie visa nikue on full-time contract. Bei ni 150 GBP per shot

[Maize_Combuster]

@solosantos

…foreplay kwake ,untll kukajulikana Kuna kitu. Coz she singled out one jamaa
Hii story yako inapea kaka @Gaines ideas mbaya mbaya sana leo. Usijaribu pris… usione chizi ujazike. Umecheki hapo juu vile @Maize_Combuster amefungua roho? Alikuwa anapita na kadem kame fyatu

Buda Kuna watu wakikosa hell Hadi Mimi sitakaa huko naleta maandamano vibaya sana nayule jamaa wa 150.wakikosa naleta revolution.

If you apply logic to the concept of heaven and hell, you must conclude that Kuna watu duniani who think they will go to heaven but are scheduled for hell then kuna wale mnafikiria wataendan hell but are prime candidates for heaven. I am sure I aweza kuja kwangu ama uende kwa msee wa one chweza unannounced na upate food na maji but you can’t dare step foot in your pastor’s home juu utafukuswa kama mbwa. @MTINGIZA_KITANDA can give you a ride on a rainy day in his Honda CR-V but gari ya pastor yako yenye mlichanga huwezi bebwa ndani even in an emergency. Nadanganya? Wasee wa praise and worship wanakulanga bila condom but clap loudest pastor akituchomea Sisi wasee wa Calabash Na SJ.

[Yuletapeli]

@Maize_Combuster

…ne chweza unannounced na upate food na maji but you can’t dare step foot in your pastor’s home juu utafukuswa kama mbwa. @MTINGIZA_KITANDA can give you a ride on a rainy day in his Honda CR-V but gari ya pastor yako yenye mlichanga huwezi bebwa ndani even in an emergency. Nadanganya? Wasee wa praise and worship wanakulanga bila condom but clap loudest pastor akituchomea Sisi wasee wa Calabash Na SJ.

Kama kuna watu siwezi amini ni wale hubeba biblia kila wakati…

[solosantos]

@Maize_Combuster

…ne chweza unannounced na upate food na maji but you can’t dare step foot in your pastor’s home juu utafukuswa kama mbwa. @MTINGIZA_KITANDA can give you a ride on a rainy day in his Honda CR-V but gari ya pastor yako yenye mlichanga huwezi bebwa ndani even in an emergency. Nadanganya? Wasee wa praise and worship wanakulanga bila condom but clap loudest pastor akituchomea Sisi wasee wa Calabash Na SJ.

Agree kabisa and hao watu wa church have perfected Evil hata hivyo not all is lost I think bado Kuna watu wazuri though few @Yuletapeli ukiangalia huta kosa but every day dedicate atleast 1hr ya kuogopa watu, juu watu Jo ni waziii!

[Yuletapeli]

@solosantos

… bebwa ndani even in an emergency. Nadanganya? Wasee wa praise and worship wanakulanga bila condom but clap loudest pastor akituchomea Sisi wasee wa Calabash Na SJ.

Agree kabisa and hao watu wa church have perfected Evil hata hivyo not all is lost I think bado Kuna watu wazuri though few @Yuletapeli ukiangalia huta kosa but every day dedicate atleast 1hr ya kuogopa watu, juu watu Jo ni waziii!

Watu ni WA mean sana and self centered… Msee unam trust, unamchangia hata ku solve shida za kinyumbani na bado ana kusaliti…

Kuna jamaa nilimsaidia saidi… Juzi nkaanza kamjengo mahali.. ghaseer ikaniitia city council wakanimumunya mbirrions

[solosantos]

@Yuletapeli

… lost I think bado Kuna watu wazuri though few @Yuletapeli ukiangalia huta kosa but every day dedicate atleast 1hr ya kuogopa watu, juu watu Jo ni waziii!

Watu ni WA mean sana and self centered… Msee unam trust, unamchangia hata ku solve shida za kinyumbani na bado ana kusaliti…
Kuna jamaa nilimsaidia saidi… Juzi nkaanza kamjengo mahali.. ghaseer ikaniitia city council wakanimumunya mbirrions

Hadi amekua snitch nikama alipewa za macho hell must have been made for such people. Pesa nazo utatengeneza mwambie hio ni kidogo.pole lakini

[Yuletapeli]

@solosantos

…u Jo ni waziii!
Watu ni WA mean sana and self centered… Msee unam trust, unamchangia hata ku solve shida za kinyumbani na bado ana kusaliti…
Kuna jamaa nilimsaidia saidi… Juzi nkaanza kamjengo mahali.. ghaseer ikaniitia city council wakanimumunya mbirrions

Hadi amekua snitch nikama alipewa za macho hell must have been made for such people. Pesa nazo utatengeneza mwambie hio ni kidogo.pole lakini

Walinisumbua sana hata sikufika place nilikuwa naenda.. wakaanza oh approvals za city council, drawings, blue prints na wakashika foreman na mafundi wawili.. ilibidi nmewambia wachil kiasi nkawajenga. sahi niko rada na who I help.

[Wachaikae]

@Yuletapeli

…il wakanimumunya mbirrions
Hadi amekua snitch nikama alipewa za macho hell must have been made for such people. Pesa nazo utatengeneza mwambie hio ni kidogo.pole lakini

Walinisumbua sana hata sikufika place nilikuwa naenda.. wakaanza oh approvals za city council, drawings, blue prints na wakashika foreman na mafundi wawili.. ilibidi nmewambia wachil kiasi nkawajenga. sahi niko rada na who I help.

Tapeli Niko na kijana yangu hana kazi …utapatia yeye kazi ya mkono site?

[Jimit]

@Mickey_Bricks

…imba. Shida Ni kwamba she had the presence of mind kujua nani anamkulanga. Siku alitoboa siri omwami disappeared never to be seen again. Naskianga ako Mombasa but we have never seen him again.
Must be @kendez_mendez
monkey bricks labda ni babako naskia ako na hio tabia ya kula wazimu

Babangu hajawai fika Mombasa.
Si nilidhani tabia yako ya kukula wazimu ndio ilifanya upewe jina “Makende ya Mende”?

umesema uyo ndo ni makmende?

[Jimit]

@Simiyu22

…

Maize_Combuster:

MI6, I once heard very weird stories involving African immigrants. Eti mabrathe walikuwa wanakuwa hired na wazungu wakamue their disabled dotas kuwatoa nyege

And if you make them pregnant? Si sirikal ita kuweka jela.

Mimi naonelea wakipeana mimba punishment ni walazimishwe kuoa uyo mwanamke wazimu

[Yuletapeli]

@Wachaikae

…l must have been made for such people. Pesa nazo utatengeneza mwambie hio ni kidogo.pole lakini
Walinisumbua sana hata sikufika place nilikuwa naenda.. wakaanza oh approvals za city council, drawings, blue prints na wakashika foreman na mafundi wawili.. ilibidi nmewambia wachil kiasi nkawajenga. sahi niko rada na who I help.

Tapeli Niko na kijana yangu hana kazi …utapatia yeye kazi ya mkono site?

Niko hizi my sides za ruai

[Yuletapeli]

@Jimit

…

Simiyu22:

…
Maize_Combuster:
MI6, I once heard very weird stories involving African immigrants. Eti mabrathe walikuwa wanakuwa hired na wazungu wakamue their disabled dotas kuwatoa nyege
And if you make them pregnant? Si sirikal ita kuweka jela.

Mimi naonelea wakipeana mimba punishment ni walazimishwe kuoa uyo mwanamke wazimu

Wazimu wawili wataoana aje.. kaka

[Jimit]

@solosantos

…is is the funniest thing I have ever read on Kenyatalk
Huyo ni @MTINGIZA_KITANDA ama @Yuletapeli ndio wanakaa kuwa na hiyo tabia.

Lazima how do you explain hizo bad manners zao,
but story is true the scene was actually funny coz jamaa alikua arushia dame mwenda mawe she giggles runs away kidogo then she comes back. Nikama foreplay kwake ,untll kukajulikana Kuna kitu. Coz she singled out one jamaa

Mjamaa youve won the internet. Nimechapiana ii story kila msee hii base ameraruka