Enzi za napoleon (zile mwitu) I used the sink bowl as a loo (niliangusha kitu mzito), hiyo color ya white ilini mix jo, asubuhi ilikuwa kibarua kuiosha, na noma ilikuwa ni yangu
BOSS KUNA VITU ZINGINE SI LAZIMA UTUAMBIE , ANDIKA KWA NOTEBOOK UFICHE CHINI YA KITANDA
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:D:D
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I was tricked by one humongous woman ati tuende kwao nikalale na bro wake badala ya kuchukua room after kulewa sana. kufika bro ako na dame so mimi huyo nikarushwa room ingine ati ni ya sister wao…kidogo kidogo dame ameingia bila nguo, nikakula kitu dry fry usiku mzima…asubuhi maregrets kibao mpaka pep ilibidi… watu wa Utawala kama mnajua hiyo club iko next to Banta hapo ndipo nilikuwa sausage fungwad. longest 28 days of my life.
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Hii imenimalisa
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My exact sentiments
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I used to harbor some lazy friends in my shanty who spent the day smoking some bangi iwe huru stuff,chewed mog
uka and fuacked school girls.
One day after downing several keg jugs ,I mixed bang and moguka boiled it and drank the juice-----I have perfect dental nomenclature n there was no way I would let peasant narcos mess them up,would rather let ma stomach juices deal wth it.
After afew Minutes I “heard” my testicles shrink.
Took a taxi to my boss’s house and asked for her daughter’s hand in marriage.
I was fired the next day
Today am happily married to his daughter and have a son and another soon.
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[CENTER]Ndo hiyo, nyongweni[/CENTER]
@Tommy Lee Sparta na @DI TICHA wawawaawaawa :D:D:D:D:D
Zangu ni mob in campus kuna time tulikunywa na beshte yangu disagreement ikatokea tukachapana vita…i woke up the next day na madent kwa uso alafu nauliza huyo jamaa mbona nikona madent hivi…i could not remember anything after he explained nikafeel guilty nikamshow twende base ya keg nimshikie jug tutoe lock…ilikuwa mchana before masaa ya mtutho ifike…shortly after we had our first mugs mabeast wakatokea tukabambwa
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DEC 2014 niliamka kwa ditch nikasema enough is enough…stayed sober for 6 months
dec 2015 i wrestled with cops after they ambushed us on our way home…i stopped when i heard an ak 47 being cocked above my head…the cops thought it was funny since i was very drunk trying to wrestle with them however i got released the following day after paying 1500
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my whole existence might be vituko
When I see such threads don’t know where to start vitu nimefanya Nikiwa mlevi only God knows… from DFs to fights to misuse of my hard earned cash
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:D:D:D:D
@spax i thought i was to read your hekaya, kumbe wapi. On this issue hata sijui nianzie wapi nimalizie wapi, my vitukos are too much. Zingine vile @uwesmake amesema niliandika kwa diary na nikaweka chini ya kitanda, cant even them here
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Hehehehe Ngori sana
Huyu jamaa wa muchathaa na bano anakuanga na hekaya zingine za nguvu sana. Ati uliuliza hauzzy wa dame kama ako na CD a join chain. I would like to meet you in person…
@DI TICHA manze you’ve killed it
the craziest thing i’ve ever done when drunk ni kukojolea kibanda ya mama mboga,then following day napita hapo naona ametandaza nyanya zake soo innocently
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