Today i’m in a rather good mood. Please share the crazy things you’ve done when drunk. The following is a storo I read kwa dailies. Boss made fool of himself
Alcohol knows no man or woman of dignity. It shows scant respect for the mighty. Wambui Choku remembers an incident during their company’s team building session where alcohol and roast goat meat were in plenty. Minutes later, a senior manager who was drunk called for silence. “Did we eat” he asked. “Yes!” roared the crowd. “Goat, fish, chicken or beef” he wondered. “Goat!” was the reply.
Upon hearing that, the manager broke down in tears. “Damn it! How could we eat a goat Goats are cute creatures. They have beautiful short tails and a nice goatee. Did it even get a chance to say its last prayers” cried the manager as his stunned subordinates laughed their heads off.
What’s more, beer can lead one into the jaws of a lion. Karin narrates how her alcoholic campus boyfriend once staggered to the bus station at midnight where, luckily, one box-like matatu was still waiting for passengers. He headed to the co-driver’s seat, but the driver refused to open the door. So he staggered to the back. Strangely, the men at the back of the matatu threw him out.
“He got upset, shouting that he knew his rights, had money and was going to board that matatu to Kabete whether they liked it or not. They finally let him in and he fell asleep immediately. He woke up in the morning at Central Police Station,” she says.
The ‘matatu’ had been a police car and the officers — who evidently must have been in a good mood — had a good laugh at his expense. However, good thing was that all his valuables were intact when she went to collect him.
AFTER TWO JEMISONS WITH TWO FRIENDS AT NAIROBI WEST WE AGREED THEY DRIVE INFRONT MIMI NIWAFUATE AS TUNAENDA WESTLANDS ILIKUWA SAA SITA USIKU . NILIAMKA SAA 6 ASUBUHI NA MOMO KWA GARI BASEMENT YA TAJJMALL . SO IT MEANS NILIENDESHA GARI X5 MOMBASA ROAD IN AUTO PILOT .
There’s no sight more beautiful than watching a drunkard try to balance on his feet while also attempting to open the door. The key always just “almost hits” the keyhole, then misses the target, making the guy lose balance and swing all the way to the ground. Then a new attempt is made to stand up and try the exercise afresh. You wonder how the guy drove from the club to their doorstep.
theres a time in college nikiwa long holiday nikafanya kazi mob home then jioni nikatokea tukaenda kumeza kenya king na iceberg na marafiki. kurudi home niko maji excess na venye makali haikuwachangi so kuona mathy atashikanisha nikaenda straight bed. sa mum anainsist nikule supper nadai nimechoka nataka kulala. mum akaita sis anishikie food naye mathy akanishikilia ili nikule nisilale njaa. the following day sis alikuwa ananishow mathy alikuwa anauliza kwani kijana amekunywa nini leo
@admin & Mods, can we all do something against these imbecilic orangutans who try to shoot down genuine threads with their ‘upuss’ comments? I know its a free world BUT this site would not exist if all we had here was primitive negative energy.
Well put, now I agree the more we age the wiser we become. The saddest part is that we have to live with that kind of people even though they are pain in the a**.
Look for them below this thread replying and insulting you in equal measure.
He woke up in the morning at Central Police Station,” she says.
The ‘matatu’ had been a police car and the officers…
Hehehe…These reminds me of my friend tumeshikwa kwa bar lucky for him alikuwa ashatoka nje to see a lady off (as drunk as he was)…So, we behind the Landcruiser, Ninja akirudi akaona tunaenda then he runs after us akisema “Ningojeni acheni kuniwacha”…That time tunaskia tu kucheka coz pombe yake sijui ilikuwa ikimuonyesha hizo crownie zilikuwa nyuma ni priests ama?? And worse hatuwezi mwambia tuko kwa Mariamu coz ya slap tutapata…Cops nao wanasimama kumngoja, the ninja come hadi anaambia karao amsaidie kupanda…tumetulia tukienda kidogo kidogo ndo ana notice hii si gari ya kawaida…next question ni…“Kwani mumeshikwa” we nod yes…guy akaanza, nishukisheni hapo nimefika kwetu…Anyway…Just coz ya ucartoon wake tuliwachiliwa the following day…The cops were just laughing
I thank God that I can never go beyond 2 glasses of white sweet wine. Beyond that nausea and strong headache kicks in immediately. Mimi huangalia walevi kwa mbaaaaali.
kuna day tumelewa bash fulani nili itwa bana 106…kulikuwa na muratina …Keg na ma spirits…sasa ikatubamba na tommy ni mtu dancehall…kuna msupa alibambika vile tulikuwa tunaimba song za gaza word to word …iyo time ni ile black ryno alikuwa anasema…
tukalewa na dame tukaingia bedroom kukamua hadi settings sasa tulikula chain na boy wangu…then mlango ikabishwa nikafungua nikapataa boyz nikamuliza uko na cd pia wewe ukule chain…kumbe ilikuwa huzzy ya uyo dame… tulichapwa mangumi lakini tukamrukia tukiwa ndethee tukachapaa pia manduru za dame zikaleta commosion mob…ilibidii tutolewee bash nje…bila maguo kwanza boy wangu alikuwa bado na cd kwa josto…tulienda kulala muchathaa
tulichapwa mangumi lakini tukamrukia tukiwa ndethee tukachapaa pia manduru za dame zikaleta commosion mob…ilibidii tutolewee bash nje…bila maguo kwanza boy wangu alikuwa bado na cd kwa josto…tulienda kulala muchathaa 