Crayfish Naivasha

There is this chick I have been trying to kamua for sometime now. Now we have planned a weekend get away to naivasha probably Crayfish. For those who have been there how is the place? What to expect and how are there charges? Like on local drinks and lunch?

Go easy man, ukimwaga utashidwa hio cost yote ume incur ni ya nini

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Not a bad place. But the hot shower is boiled with firewood. It can burn.

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This is why I need to know what to expect budget wise I judge whether its worth it.

Hii yote ndio ukamue? Kisha upate, and i quote ‘tasteless kabisa.Hakuna utamu hata kidogo…’
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/yellow-yellows.41909/#post-861759

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kama hawezi toa kuma nairobi ingia SJ utafute dem anafanana na yeye utombe .

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u need to SIGN an agreement with her stating clearly that u will hit it!

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Hii kazi yote juu ya shimo?inakaa ungekua unakatia beyonce ungempeleka pluto ndio umkule

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Inonekana hapa hakuna mtu asha fika hii place. Cos hakuna info mnanipatia.

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True, he will wonder why he went to all those lengths just to eat an average pussy. Úkwenda mahoya we!

Wanaume mna mambo.

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fanya hivi boss, fuata correct procedure.
ukitaka kula kuku kwanza unarusha mahindi, unaishika na kuifunga na kamba alafu unaeza enda kuchemsha maji na kunoa kisu. sasa wewe unachemsha maji na kuku hujashika

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Unakosa kupewa advice juu ya ujinga. Kama hawezi kupea kuma ukiwa Nairobi, dont waste your cash. She is not worth it

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Hata Kuku Hana … Kuku ni ya totally another household

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We are avoiding being part of your regrets later especially mkienda huko upate msupa anaingia swimming pool mchana but mkienda room unapata ako on her periods. Kumbe ni tomato sauce anakuwekea Kwa pads.

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After all that? Asii! Mi hapo nanyandua tu

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dem hata akiwa na periods mi natomba

unaeka 4 wheel ka ya landrover na kuteleza tu shwaaaaa!!!

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Nguruwe hajali uchafu.

Mnuka tako. Chafu. Uffff!