Cow therapy

system · May 3, 2018, 2:29pm

Noma sana. Ita vet akam aiangalie

Mboco · May 3, 2018, 2:32pm

kaino kanaitana kaino .green emoji inawekwa aje

Mboco · May 3, 2018, 2:33pm

huyo Ng’ombe labda aliabukizwa trichomoniasis, vaginitis ama brucellosis

Willy_Matadi · May 3, 2018, 2:34pm

kanguthu:

Sisi wakulima mashinani tuko na shinda na tunataka serikali itusaindie.
On Tuesday, while Atwoli and Co were barking lying to the poor workers at Uhuru park my cow was on heat.

Tried to contact the local vet for AI services but the fucker was nowhere on the digital spectrum, guess he was getting laid or drinking. Sasa I decided to take the cow to be “given seed” by the neighbor’s pure breed Friesian bull. Big mistake.

That beast was huge with the biggest pair of testicles I have ever seen on any living creature. Also me think ilikua na dry spell cause venye iliraukia ng’ombe yangu I felt pain. After the third climbing my poor cow was panting and foaming in the mouth.

Now I have a problem, though my cow is feeding OK when it jikunjas to defacate or pass urine,it remains in that position for up to like 2 mnts after finishing b4 it straightens itself. Also while at it, it has this distant lost look in its eyes like it is searching for its soul. A look of total despair.

Kwani iliabukizwa ugonjwa ya zinaa ama it is feeling violated? What therapy can I afford my poor cow or are there cattle whisperers in this village who can come and assure it everything will be ok.?

Naogopa iniume and I hear a cow’s bite never heals. Naomba usaindizi and you assholes who are itching kuanza matusi mkae kando.

Inamaanisha ilifikishwa threshold ama vipi?

Polmos · May 3, 2018, 2:57pm

Interesting

LIEN · May 3, 2018, 3:06pm

:D:D:D:D:D wewe ni fala ngombe yako ilitombwa mkundu

Chiefkiumbe · May 3, 2018, 3:51pm

I even suspect you are the one who acted like a bull…Ngui-ino

mkiawakati96 · May 3, 2018, 4:33pm

:D:D:D:D ile bangi iko kwa hii kijiji ndio inahitaji therapy kwanza

4makind · May 3, 2018, 4:43pm

Hiyo ni kawaida, just ensure that it gets sufficient minerals (maclick saltlick)

Adeudeu · May 3, 2018, 4:45pm

:D:D:D:D:D

inzhener_otmetka · May 3, 2018, 5:09pm

Tuma mbegu ya 310 kwa Kanyari akuombee…

MarkMarco · May 3, 2018, 5:58pm

:D:D:D:D:D kuna dame anauliza huyo dduummmee akoapi:D:D

dude · May 3, 2018, 9:11pm

:D:D:D
Real people with real problems. Ngombe atapona, nature has a way of sorting such things out

ronga · May 4, 2018, 8:11am

leta hekaya

King_aui · May 4, 2018, 9:15am

Bangi yenye iko hii kijiji!:D:D:D

Quadro_k4000 · May 4, 2018, 12:02pm

:D:D:D:D