County/City Askaris vs Me

[Some_Say]

Serves him right. Hakuna watu wajinga hii nairobi kama watu wa kanjo.

[Princess_Love]

Thank you, thank you for taking one for team, those mutherfuckers are the most disgusting human beings.

[karema-hitI]

Unaficha gari ya nini? They can’t arrest you na hawana proof yeyote. Hapo hakuna camera

[system]

@KinduKiega

Asanteni villagers for your varied comments on post I put in “Sex and Relationship” category.After reading them I have made a decision that I will not rescind on.

Sasa leo inakaa ni siku ya mkosi kwangu…I am up and about then I realise sina doo kwa mfuko,I decide to go to an ATM located @ Stima Plaza in Ngara.I park dash to the ATM,hakuna queue ,so in a record two minutes am out back to my car.
Nikienda kufungua mlango naona an old papa donning yellow apron bending near the driver’s front wheel and all of sudden it dawns on me ni kanjo,but where was he when I was parking.
Mimi nani I look on both sides naona hakuna kirindi na bila kuongelesha yeye nikainua mguu juu and using the my heel nika land a good one on his back hapo kwa backbone and the next thing I see ni someone scampering looking for support ndio asilambe chini.He had not engaged his kimetal thing so nimeitupa kando kaingia kwa gari,all this time on a few guys watching wakicheka and the papa has gone to the other edge of the road akijisugua uchafu and cursing.Couldn’t hear anything he was saying.
So I spend off ,the guy didn’t put up any fight which I expected and as I drove away I never saw any sign of those Kanjo urchin(they are normally in numbers).

Sasa nashindwa kwani hii town kuna County workers imposters ama ni miujiza tu imehappen.Altogether nimeficha gari mahali till next week na sitaonekana kwa hiyo street tena.Unless watu wa coop waniuze siwezi patikana.

Hi @KinduKiega

[WuTang]

@karema-hitI

Unaficha gari ya nini? They can’t arrest you na hawana proof yeyote. Hapo hakuna camera

Better safe than sorry, those brutes are not known for their rationality.

[system]

@KinduKiega

Asanteni villagers for your varied comments on post I put in “Sex and Relationship” category.After reading them I have made a decision that I will not rescind on.

Sasa leo inakaa ni siku ya mkosi kwangu…I am up and about then I realise sina doo kwa mfuko,I decide to go to an ATM located @ Stima Plaza in Ngara.I park dash to the ATM,hakuna queue ,so in a record two minutes am out back to my car.
Nikienda kufungua mlango naona an old papa donning yellow apron bending near the driver’s front wheel and all of sudden it dawns on me ni kanjo,but where was he when I was parking.
Mimi nani I look on both sides naona hakuna kirindi na bila kuongelesha yeye nikainua mguu juu and using the my heel nika land a good one on his back hapo kwa backbone and the next thing I see ni someone scampering looking for support ndio asilambe chini.He had not engaged his kimetal thing so nimeitupa kando kaingia kwa gari,all this time on a few guys watching wakicheka and the papa has gone to the other edge of the road akijisugua uchafu and cursing.Couldn’t hear anything he was saying.
So I spend off ,the guy didn’t put up any fight which I expected and as I drove away I never saw any sign of those Kanjo urchin(they are normally in numbers).

Sasa nashindwa kwani hii town kuna County workers imposters ama ni miujiza tu imehappen.Altogether nimeficha gari mahali till next week na sitaonekana kwa hiyo street tena.Unless watu wa coop waniuze siwezi patikana.

Swafi, ungemuongezea tombstone hadi atii. You got the killer instinct, you should be an assassin. #Wrong_career_tings

[system]

Umejiletea laana kwa kupiga mzee. Respect your elders! Kwani ni pesa ngapi siungelipa tu ama umpatie chai kidogo. Ungekuwa chali yangu nakudump hapo hapo. Pantambua!

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

One time my colleague and I parked at Jivanjee parking lot and since there we no kanjus we went on to our business. Coming b ack,less than 10 minutes later tunaona clamp kwa front wheel ya left. Kwenda kuiguza I discovered that the guy in his hurry to clamp our company vehicle had not locked the padlock. Mara hiyo hiyo kuangalia left right na kung’oa clamp na kuirusha kwa gari.
In the two days we kept the clamp,we received more than 20 messages through colleagues ati turudishe clamp ya wenyewe. Kila wakiona gari ya kampuni wanawatuma…endeni mwaambue wale walienda na clamp warudishe please.
Sweetest revenge I have ever had on Kanju

[pamba]

@KinduKiega

Nimewachia yeye ajaribu pengine but sidhani huyo atarudi job leo if at all he was doing genuine business

Madam alitulia?

[pamba]

@introvert

Hehehe…
Bure kabisa…
Funda is revenging on the old man’s behalf.
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Tunangoja ya @Chifu akipata jamaa was Kra kwake na ya @Meria Mata akiweka lock asipigwe sweep na @Purr_27 .

[pamba]

@karema-hitI

Unaficha gari ya nini? They can’t arrest you na hawana proof yeyote. Hapo hakuna camera

Cheza chini kama Mzee amepiga report police station hio gari itakuwa ikipita kwa camera yeyote ya safaricom inaonekana pale ic3 jogoo house trust me…

[system]

@pamba

Madam alitulia?

Afisa @pamba mimi sina bahati nao kamwe,nitaendelea kukamua ile randomly hii maneno mimi sitawezana nayo

[pamba]

@Kimakia

Afisa @pamba mimi sina bahati nao kamwe,nitaendelea kukamua ile randomly hii maneno mimi sitawezana nayo

@Kimakia = @KinduKiega ,umejibu na handle tofauti shemeji:rolleyes:

[pamba]

@alphagroup

Swafi, ungemuongezea tombstone hadi atii. You got the killer instinct, you should be an assassin. #Wrong_career_tings

Amalize na sister Abigail.

[Kirwa]

Wewe ndio ulijua,afadhali ushikwe na polisi kuliko kanjo.

[gashwin]

@pamba

@Kimakia = @KinduKiega ,umejibu na handle tofauti shemeji:rolleyes:

:D:D:D:D:Dand it is not the first time either…

[system]

@pamba

@Kimakia = @KinduKiega ,umejibu na handle tofauti shemeji:rolleyes:

Cheza chiini

[Zee]

you made me laugh…lakini haukufanyia hayo mzee poa

[pamba]

@gashwin

:D:D:D:D:Dand it is not the first time either…

I’ve never fancied being a multi handler, kwani naogopa nini, niko na dormant handle @brasil.

[His_Excellency]

@KinduKiega

Asanteni villagers for your varied comments on post I put in “Sex and Relationship” category.After reading them I have made a decision that I will not rescind on.

Sasa leo inakaa ni siku ya mkosi kwangu…I am up and about then I realise sina doo kwa mfuko,I decide to go to an ATM located @ Stima Plaza in Ngara.I park dash to the ATM,hakuna queue ,so in a record two minutes am out back to my car.
Nikienda kufungua mlango naona an old papa donning yellow apron bending near the driver’s front wheel and all of sudden it dawns on me ni kanjo,but where was he when I was parking.
Mimi nani I look on both sides naona hakuna kirindi na bila kuongelesha yeye nikainua mguu juu and using the my heel nika land a good one on his back hapo kwa backbone and the next thing I see ni someone scampering looking for support ndio asilambe chini.He had not engaged his kimetal thing so nimeitupa kando kaingia kwa gari,all this time on a few guys watching wakicheka and the papa has gone to the other edge of the road akijisugua uchafu and cursing.Couldn’t hear anything he was saying.
So I spend off ,the guy didn’t put up any fight which I expected and as I drove away I never saw any sign of those Kanjo urchin(they are normally in numbers).

Sasa nashindwa kwani hii town kuna County workers imposters ama ni miujiza tu imehappen.Altogether nimeficha gari mahali till next week na sitaonekana kwa hiyo street tena.Unless watu wa coop waniuze siwezi patikana.

Iko boy ali ni rushanga Ksh 1,500 nika mwambia nipoa haidhuru…nili call boy wangu ana work na kanjo, nika mpea number plate ya huyo mjamaa. Alimwekea fine ya 1,300 ya kutolipa