Corrupting Names... (with Kikuyu accent)

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Hi, I am Field Marshal

ME: Videro Masho?

NO, Field Marshal Couch P

ME: Videro Masho Kipii?

Wtf, F I I E E E L L D _ M A A R S H A A L _ C O O U U C H _ P

ME: Holy sh*t, can I call you GUKA in short?

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Ati what, … kipii ? Heshemu ngwati ya Mzee.

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Umeamua kukatia guka?

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Kama ingekuwa blue handle posting this, zile matusi zingeflow hapa …

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uko na chinda ya matamchi…
…

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Ktalker ain’t that hostile, ama ni mistaken identity

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@Jirani = njíra íní

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LIES!!! it works the other way around here. I’m surprised these niggas are so homophobic considering how much they all in luv with each other!

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It is called brotherhood

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No Comments here

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Wait,is @Meria Mata a kyuk phrase? I.e direct translation for ‘meza mate’

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feud masho…???

:D:D

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Yesssss.
How did you know

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I happen to know kyuk but all this time its never sounded like so until i read post ya @kush yule mnono above and something clicked

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Several times guys have said Mr Swallow Saliva

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No. Bros b 4 hos

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Wallahi ile matusi ingekuwa apa…am sure ata matusi za wazazi zingekuwa

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Vp muuza nyama? Napanga kukuroga ili nyumba yako isifanikiwe…itakuaje chokoraa kama ww ujenge banaeeh?

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Bros over hoes…and shemales

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Hako kwanza nakajenga na pocket money, na ukiona zile nimejenga na savings?