CORONA VIRUS-REALITY

The reality is that it is going to land in Kenya if it hasn’t already landed. The first thing most governments are doing is to enforce a lock down, ikifika hapo how are you as on individual prepared? Mimi ni stock ya Konyagi, nimefikisha misinga nne sasa kwa nyumba, unga iko ya kutosha, mboga nimenunua Omena debe moja, will also stock up milk over the weekend. I also have a feeling water will be a problem, will buy two or three 10 litre bottles over the weekend.

mluya ni mluya tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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MLUHYA ghassia hauna akili

The first thing our incompetent Government will do is to hide the number of infections, until people start dying like flies. And our able CS will still deny saying thats its cholera ama Malaria thats killing people.

Hii weekend just party yako yote, your end is near.

Finish him!

kufa mende ya kimilili…

The repercussions of a lock down would be worse than the disease…Lord help us!

Mtapewa chakula ya army. Alafu Konyagi waseme chakula imewakarimu shillingi billioni saba

Yaani pombe ndio umeweka mbele? I need to study the psychology of drunkards.

Nyinyi wenye mko US mko in better hands. Your govt cares about you. African govts on the other hand don’t give a rat’s ass about their citizens.

We’re in God’s hands, all of us.

I actually think it has landed. No way out of 10 people 6 have a cold and you tell me that it is not with us.

I have started stocking up slowly because I don’t know for how long??..started off with cleaning material since I am freak here. Mzee asked yanii instead of piling up meat in the freezer umeenda kununua detergents? The toilet paper companies have really minted…yesterday the shelves were empty…I don’t know why we have sheeple mentality. Muslims do not use toilet paper na bado wako tuu…is it perhaps coz we like to pretend we are so clean ama nini? yet I went to a kajungu friend’s house a few years ago. The toilet was blocked and she used one of her serving spoons to unblock it. Whilst thinking she would bin, voala it ingiad the dishwasher along with other dishes…sema kutapika when I got home!!

I need to go to my local mwarabu shop and get ndengus, beans, sembe, unga ya chapos, cooking oil, spags and pasta…meat…(my friend bought a whole goat!!!) nilicheka nikalia machozi, pampers ngunia mzima…potatoes, sweet potatoes, peas, sausages, bacon and I think we are good to go. Sijui until when…sigh and sigh again.

Saw some doctor who dealt with SARs say the moment u start seeing people dying jua ni kuchafu because that means quite a number have been infected.

Usisahau tampons

Wanawake wako menopause don’t need tampons.

Mnatukana huyu mluhya but he is talking facts. Ngoja hio corona ifike Kenya ndio mtaelewa his point.

Naona wewe Angela Merkel amesema utaipata soon.
Better run to vumbistan kabla tufunge mipaka.