Copied,,,,is there a friend who has smashed your wife or girlfriend

[Willywonka]

Someone just shared a video of that Comrade Flavour kid. In the episode, a guy from Yueseh chews his friend’s girl.

Of course I understand some episodes are scripted or contrived. But let us go with the assumption that the premise is true.

One of the occupational hazards of being male is that in the course of your life, a friend will chew your girl. Or your wife. This is a recurring risk every time you wake up. Sex has no manners. Friends have done this to me, of course I get to know and of course I cut them off, and of course I don’t hold any grudge because you really can’t police how people use their bodies. Girls too have been dirty by friends.

But it got me thinking.

As a rule, don’t hang out or around Diaspora folks with your girl, especially if she is young. Or even older. Many Diaspora guys are mannerless. It is called the Dollar Power. Also, a good number of them are permanently horny when in Kenya. And boy, their promises!. They can even leave your girl their iPhone if that is what it takes. I am writing out of my own personal experience. Please, this is not misogyny. Or being anti-women.

I have studied how adults interact. And that is why I like parties. At the party, there is always some dude who wants to tap your girl. Or your girl wants to tap some dude. All men have this one friend whose jokes are so dry they are causing global warming but who girls find to be interesting.

I could be wrong, but seduction is a weird game. 69 percent of the time the girl starts it. And if a girl wants you as a man, unless you have self-control, rarely do you have a chance. I have taken over 1000 numbers in night clubs, and 950 times, the girl initiated through explicit non-verbal cues. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Every time I ask many girls about their boyfriends, they either play it down, or insist ‘ata si serious’. Many men ask this question before proceeding and the answer the girl gives will determine how to move. If you are tight and they want each other, they will pull a very wild conspiracy that you will never know. Adults who have stolen sex know how to hide. Kwanza kwa hii timeline yangu, hamna adabu. Tabia.

Anyway.

Adults are so mannerless.

Decent guys in Nairobi hata hatufiki sita. And two of us are the Njoroge brothers who are Opus Dei. The other two died. So basically the only decent people in Nairobi ni mimi na Riogi Mose .

So, question is: if your friend slices you your girl, who do blame? Has a close friend ever done you dirty?(question is both for men and women)

For me, it is the man. As for the girls, I let her back to the streets with no bad blood. I don’t forgive men who can’t keep their lust in check. I don’t excuse men who don’t observe the Bro-Code. If they can do that, they can sell you for 30 pieces of silver.

Copied from anonymous.

[PERDITION]

As long as you don’t know no problem. Wanawake hupeana hio shimo like nonsense, take your turn , Smash it like a Kikuyu akipika mokimo then leave it for the next victim

[Silverback83]

This I haven’t done but I’ve smashed my friend’s mom. That pussy was extra wet and sweet.

[Chiefkiumbe]

Was she single and how old was she ?

[Enhe]

Friend to blame because of expectations. Women si kwa ubaya but there’s a reason all these restrictions on them existed throughout history in different cultures

[SuraNgumu]

The day a man realises that he has no use of friends is the day he attains true social freedom. Na pia a man who has a woman should be comfortable with the fact that he has willingly set himself up for a chance to be cheated on or have his ego broken. However, any man who takes his woman to hang out with his friends, is very foolish and deserving of the curve ball he is served.

[Capitan1]

@SuraNgumu

However, any man who takes his woman to hang out with his friends, is very foolish and deserving of the curve ball he is served.

spoken like an elder

[Bushmannsnr]

@Silverback83

This I haven’t done but I’ve smashed my friend’s mom. That pussy was extra wet and sweet.

God have mercy on you

[Heke]

@Silverback83

This I haven’t done but I’ve smashed my friend’s mom. That pussy was extra wet and sweet.

Hekaya ama ata picha ya sweet will do…la sivyo story ni ya jaba

[Kim_Felix]

“69 percent of the time the girl starts it.”
Haha… you put too much thinking about the statistics, particularly the number.
Anyway, blame the friend because he is the one you would hope to have some good sense of logic under such circumstances.

[solosantos]

@Willywonka

…r friend slices you your girl, who do blame? Has a close friend ever done you dirty?(question is both for men and women)For me, it is the man. As for the girls, I let her back to the streets with no bad blood. I don’t forgive men who can’t keep their lust in check. I don’t excuse men who don’t observe the Bro-Code. If they can do that, they can sell you for 30 pieces of silver.Copied from anonymous.

Brother this shimo is just a pee hole , i dont know why you are putting your all emotions there , akipeana sini yake , akienda kususu wewe humfuata ujue nini ingine aliingiza , i think men have put too much of there emotions on the pussy and its not worth any, its just a pee hole . Demystify pussy and you have freedom. ni hayo tu. .

[mikel]

@solosantos

Brother this shimo is just a pee hole , i dont know why you are putting your all emotions there , akipeana sini yake , akienda kususu wewe humfuata ujue nini ingine aliingiza , i think men have put too much of there emotions on the pussy and its not worth any, its just a pee hole . Demystify pussy and you have freedom. ni hayo tu. .

Ndio pia mimi nashangaa