Cooking with @denis young

[patco]

@denis young

Meffi wewe. Kama unaumwa na remote na nikiweka my 60 inch tv utasema nini.

Hio mbwa inakuwaga na wivu sana. Na hana kitu, na mtu wa mikebe sijui hackintosh, na simu za China.

[Greedy_Genius]

@Mr Black

Bachelor unasonga sembe chapchap na sukuma-spinach-managu plus ova or mayai or nyama, next day ugali na mala, the other day na maziwa…interchange na gatheri on other days and you are good

shida huwa kuosha vyombo.

[Bigfish1]

@denis young

Kwani unataka nilale kitchen mkubwa. Hii yangu ni in and out ata huna time ya kunuka kama kitunguu ukitoka hapo.

I get you but hakuna health value hapo, especially if the doctor has cautioned you against meat.
Mboga na salads are what you need to dive into.

[Fala_12]

Wapi chakula

[Fala_12]

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[YuleMseeMbaya]

Next time fry onions,
fry shrimp, kama haupendi samaki tumia chicken pieces
add eggs to fry,
then ongeza Sphagetti/rice umix zote,
weka, red chili powder
Nunua Dark Soy sauce and pour it on everything,
stir until they mix properly

[Mtunguyaaz]

Essentials you forgot is tomato paste and mixed herbs and BP. That would elevate it!

[uwesmake]

Sembe muhimu . spageti ikipikwa kwangu Ni ya Bibi na watoi hata last born alisema kama Daddy hakuli hizo nyoka yeye apantambua

[Cleopatra_VII]

Or just steam some veges for 5 minutes. Broccolli and Cauliflower are good or buy the Chinese mixed vegetables from the supermarket. You can also stir fry them for 5-10mins.

[WuTang]

:D:D:D:D:D:D. Hio ni ya kutega panya? Hata my seven year old hawes shiba.

[King_Slayer]

@Bigfish1

I get you but hakuna health value hapo, especially if the doctor has cautioned you against meat.
Mboga na salads are what you need to dive into.

ata heri nyama, hizo veggies unadhani ni healthy zimepandwa na maji ya sewage, plus residue ya pesticides…they are not healthy unless you grow yours

[Dasani]

This confirms @denis young issa brown skin betamale

[Zoomx]

@patco

Boy child mwingine anajengwa mwili na mboga…

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Eat this stuff and try lifting 150kg + next day ndio utajua

[Bigfish1]

@King Slayer

ata heri nyama, hizo veggies unadhani ni healthy zimepandwa na maji ya sewage, plus residue ya pesticides…they are not healthy unless you grow yours

Hakuna kitu safe in this world we live in but again not all veggies come from sewer waters that’s paranoid.
Doctor kasha mueleza nyama itamdhuru, aendelee kula jamaa! Some reasoning my friend.

[Bigfish1]

@YuleMseeMbaya

Next time fry onions,
fry shrimp, kama haupendi samaki tumia chicken pieces
add eggs to fry,
then ongeza Sphagetti/rice umix zote,
weka, red chili powder
Nunua Dark Soy sauce and pour it on everything,
stir until they mix properly

Hii soy sauce mnachapa hamjui maadhara yake! Kheri natural spices kwa hiyo menu smart lakini.

[jagger_snr1]

No kitchen or even a kitchen appliance karibu na the whole procedure ya iyo chieth. Meaning it’s fecking bedthita, ie food from top of a burning surface direct to the loading zone. No hating heneway mimi iko ulevi mbali kidogo na local ya kwetu so you’re all good. Keep cooking takataka
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Selfie blurred kidogo but keep cooking.

[vercetti19]

@jagger_snr

No kitchen or even a kitchen appliance karibu na the whole procedure ya iyo chieth. Meaning it’s fecking bedthita, ie food from top of a burning surface direct to the loading zone. No hating heneway mimi iko ulevi mbali kidogo na local ya kwetu so you’re all good. Keep cooking takataka
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Selfie blurred kidogo but keep cooking.

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[system]

hii hata paka ya dem wangu ikipewa haiwes kula. Itanusa halafu ihepe

[tombayeye]

@denis young

Kama bachelor mambo ya kitchen saa zingine ni stress sana. Tuseme umetoka kujenga nchi, you have gone up and down making sure your tuplot have not been invaded by squatters, you have made sure your employees have not robbed your cash registers clean and that you have successfully dodged KRA for another day.

The first thought ni kuingia kalocal but your doctor has reiterated that another mbuzi fry and your BP will go through the roof.

So you have to familiarize yourself with the kitchen again and fix up a quick meal. This is my favorite.

Ingredients
3 onions, chopped lengthwise.
4 tomatoes blended to a pulp.
1 packet spaghetti.
Salt.
Half tea spoon butter.

Directions.

• Boil the spaghetti in a large pot without breaking them.
• When they are ready pour the water out and add the butter and let it melt into the spaghetti.
• Once ready put the onions and tomatoes in another pot for a few minutes under low heat until you have a frothy tomatoe soup.
• Add some salt to top up and pour in your spaghetti.
• Stir until the spaghetti is coated in the broth and cover the pot with a lid for 5 minutes under low heat.
• Serve with meat or eat it as it is.

30 minutes and you are done na sufuria uweke kwa sink with some water. Don’t breed roaches.

Don’t forget fruits and lemon water.

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looks so bland,pale and lifless.learn from the japanese,a little colour on the food would e great, wewe ni mtu unaeza afford groceries,some chives,carrots,red,green,yellow bell pepper,a carrot, reminds me of hospital food Dead on arrival by the time inkufikia

[Energizer]

Wengine wetu tukipewa hii kabla ya kuonja tunapata palpitations…