Hapo umejiharibia by explaining yourself, mimi siki hizi nikiona my effort is not being matched, I let the convo/interaction die a natural death. Hakuna haja ya kulazimisha mahusiano.
Mishtek number one: Texting. Hapa utabebwa ufala. Always call. In case akose kuchukua telephone or return your call do not call her. Wachana nayeye. Ile siku atapiga Wacha ajitete.
Have more than ten ngeos ya kuchapia. Rule number one should apply. Always.
Mimi najitambua kweli kweli. Huwanga nmeshtand ma 21 year old huzubaa na Mimi hadi wife Kuna time “amewambia eish ni nini nyinyi” N ile kushtand nmeshtand
Build your wealth portfolio,practice on your oratory seduction skills,hit the gym & dress the part…halafu hit on her friend, work colleague or worst of all her younger sister who are all HOTTER than that Jezebel… Revenge is served cold
Hii ata nimetoa twitter from a lady who seemed so happy that amehangaisha kijana mahali:D:D:D
Kunakuwanga na signs from the word go that she’s not interested with holding conversations with you na kama wewe ni mjinga utazidi kujipendekeza pahali hutakikani. Nigga move on because madem wamejaa hizi streets na one of them is bound to like your vibe
I have a buddy who was hitting on this fine chic let’s call her Wendy for now. Ni the type who’ve been successful at a relatively very young age so yeye in terms of money you’ll need to have a lot of it ndio umtishie and I mean alot!:D:D
So the first time we all met we were at this certain joint drinking and playing some board games with him and 2 other friends and one of the guys notices a group of 3 ladies at the entrance and he knew one of them ndio tukajua the other two were sisters. Akajipeleka kwao and invited them over and we enjoyed each other’s company while competing against each other. One thing lead to another and the guy left with her number that night. After one week hivi, we meet up again for a hangout and the guy is all up in arms venye manzi amekuwa akilenga texts zake:D nikamsho atulie nimwonyeshe how to deal with such a lady. On my part, nlikuwa nishajuana na the huyo sister yake and we had already formed a rapport with her.
I called her and asked if she was free the next day since it would be on a Sunday and the answer was a joyful yes. Kwao all the siblings are girls na ni 6 in number:D Told her to bring some company preferably and specifically one of the other sisters juu kuna yule I heard anapenda sherehe and she wanted to meet these “new guys” her sisters had met. Ata sikujaribu kutaja huyo kinyangarika mwingine in our convo with the hope that if she feels like she wasn’t invited then hatakuja(I knew she had an ego and I was gonna use that against her)
On that Sunday my friend alicheza game safi and the girl(sasa the younger sister to Wendy) was tripping all over him. So hatujui reports gani zilifika kwa whatsapp group yao coz those ladies are very close and they talk to each other about everything hadi it freaks me out. Ata two days hazikuisha and my boy gets a text from Wendy asking how he’s doing ohh blah blah blah:D he moves around the situation tactfully and within no time it’s now the lady initiating the conversations. It was such a dramatic shift hadi the nigga started getting paranoid I tell you
Around two weeks pass by and the conversations between them intensify and on one Saturday afternoon my friend calls since we were supposed to link up for some business and that’s when he tells me that Wendy amempigia inviting him to a club along Thika road na akuje pekee yake and everything would be on her. Boys tunamaliza shughuli and he goes to meetup with her only to find her akiwa na the another lady whom she introduces as her sister(sasa huyu ni the eldest of the siblings)
Kijana anakuwa confused but he plays along and actually ends up having a good time. But when they decide to finally go home my friend decides to call himself an Uber but Wendy says she’ll drop him at his apartment then proceed to also drop her siz at hers. He reluctantly agrees but alikuwa anashindwa hizi ni hesabu gani wanapiga. She finally drops him and since he was tipsy she actually insists on getting him to his door which she does and then retreats back to her car and drives away. Only for her to turn up Just a few hours later at 6am at the the gate belonging to the apartment where my nigga stays at and she rings him telling him to ask the watchie to let her in. Anaingia and to cut the long story short he ends up eating that poosie that whole day. That chic was acting crazy ever since she learnt of the day we spent with her younger sister and that my friend was all cozy and flirting with her.
Hii story ni uongo.Hakuna dem,including malaya,anaeza ku entertain vibe yako kama huna gari unatembea kila mahali kama gazelle.Ati dem aku drop kwako na gari yake na bado akuletee kuma ukule the whole night just coz aliskia uli hangout na siz wake.Unless ni post wall kama @TrumanCapote.Hizi ni zile story za jaba zenye @uwesmake huambia @Demakuvu akimuomba mkia.
The guy drives a Mazda Atenza na the chic aliiona the first time we met. Alafu I’m pretty sure she also judged him by the apartment that the guy resides in venye alimpeleka home na pia how the guy anajibeba plus his physical outlook.
ma 21 year old huzubaa na Mimi hadi wife Kuna time “amewambia eish ni nini nyinyi” N ile kushtand nmeshtand