Conundrum Banae

Ushawahi ona dame ako na figure perfect so unamuapproach akigeuka unapatana na a very personal face?? Sijasema ni siz ya @Jimit

Ingine unaapprach dame ameketi ameiva sura akisimama unaregret tuu. Happened to me pale Big Square Moi Ave.

How do I get Luo bodies but Kikuyu faces and color?? Ongeza swahili personality.

Elders it’s safe to say huyu mzee ako na kasoro kwa akili.

From switching profile pictures every f#cking day like a bimbo (sasa ameweka ya Chris Brown smfh), to asking immature questions at odd hours in the morning.

Anyway hiyo sweep ya dada ya @Jimit imenibamba.

Two more, Christ you’re active!

Dame mrembo but boring as fuck. Happened just a few moments ago at 1.7 lounge eastern bypass

You lack a bs detector, young fucker. Just let your skills, or lack thereof, marinade like the rest of the KCSE graduands.

Boring = Disinterested

Dame anakudai hukuwa chatterbox. Sorry for the bad news.

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As long as pucci na mkia ni tight hakuna shida

kill the little brown twerking puny

But you’re ghey, inakuhusu?

Tafuta kwambokas or Moraas. In some cases Nkathas too

The first instance is very prevalent in kisumu…

Mtu unakuaje a 31 year old na bado unaweka pics za kina Chris Brown kwa avatar??

Christopher Maurice Brown : Born: 5 May 1989 (age 33 years . Your argument is null and void mr 15kg foreskin

:D:D:D umelog in na ac different. Am asking how can a 30 year old post an American celeb pic on his avatar

shida ya hawa madada zetu ni makasiriko tu.

Bana hii kitu inaboesha

Meet this young 24 lady, sura anayo,kale,chocolate skin tone…hoped she would turn out to be interesting.

Man,in just a week ashanidisappoint,yaani dem ako tu, hana akili hata vile anareason…nashangaa hii napeleka wapi…

Kula uondokee

Do you stalk him dickholder? How do you know he changes avatars daily yet majority of talkers haven’t noticed? Unataka kubomoa mohahi kabatt you filthy swine ? anyway your business

Thing is, madem natural hapa Kenya hawakaangi kama hizo fantasy mnatafutanga. Utapata either sura, nywele, kifua, ama haga; pick a struggle. Unless uangukie mixed tribe kama mluhya-Msomali hivi which is impossible.