Kwani hana kwake?
Utawekelewa kesi ya assault
Kwani hana kwake?
Utawekelewa kesi ya assault
keep it in your pants :D:D:Dutaekelewa
If you aint fucking asikusumbue fukuza yeye
beta male na ukamkamua bila cd. you are so stupid
Vaa CD na utombe mtu proper. That’s what I do to my ex-gfs when then come calling, most of them wamerealize kupata mwanaume with his shit together in Nairobi is not that easy, so they always come running back when shit hits the fan. And i always give them a good piping before sending them on their way.
She left early in the morning, even before my waking time. Huyo alikuwa na mashida mingi siwezi mpiga mti. Since I don’t want to get involved in her problems, itabidi amejipanga next time.
Akupee deep throat, hiyo inatosho. Don’t fire the base, you will blow yourself up.
she was testing how much of a bitch you are. Yani dem anaenda but anakamuliwa na anarudi akiassume atapata tu kimsee singo kidesperado na hautakuwa na bibi unakamua kwa keja?
Niko ile point nikiaacha dem na ata akamuliwe na msee mwingine na apewe mimba sijali. I just don’t care, neither do I take back my vomit. Only 1 woman in my life has ever broken me, the rest wanakuanga miscellaneous. I only pretend to have feelings for them.
Bado mimi ni kijana, nikiweka bibi kwa nyumba ntakuwa nimejifunga own goal. Kwanza huyo ex nlimuacha juu alikuwa anataka ku-settle lakini mimi siko ready kuingia hiyo life ya marriage nonsense. I still have a few women who I service especially on the weekends.
And when do you chunisha majamaa skuma
when i meet u
Tuck a tuck a
buda kaa bachelor kabisa and get your money right. Nothing will irritate them more knowing you are still living like a king with your choice of young pusy wakati yeye saa hio amejifunga na watoi watatu from a useless nigga.
@smokin_gun kuna kitu inaitwa condom and Postinor2.
Ngombe ikikaribia Simba lazima ikulwe. There is nothing like ITS A TRAP!!
As she tells you her sob story aanza ujinga. For instance, “Ebu toa bra nione kama umechapwa.”
Or
“In this house if you want to sleep, you have to sleep naked.” Akileta ujinga “Basi toka”.
All the PUN INTENDED.
The real thing to do is the Right hand, will bring the Right mood at the Right time.
I have written about such a scenario as my first hekaya.
Rarua io puthy vigorously kesi badae
Rarua io puthy vigorously kesi badae
Na kukamua being on top of the list. Any AOB’s ni badae nikishakojoa ndani yake