Conflict Resolution 101

You live with your Wife and the Maid.

One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath.
The Maid also takes the opportunity to go and bath in her own bathroom.
Whilst you two were in your bathrooms , Madam comes back home to pick the phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings.

Remember, you are bathing, but didn’t know the maid was also taking her bath, so you continue with no worries and your wife was all along on the bell.
Not understanding why the Maid is yet to get the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bath and head to the door.

Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous bossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper tied to her chest, curvaceous buttocks seeming bare in the very light lesso.

Madam enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you , also wet with towel tied around your loins.

Madam looks at you weirdly and asks what was going on, and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that state, and together.

Now, your wife doesn’t know what we know…

Detail in 247 words the explanation that can save your Marriage… :D:D:D

Nice brain teaser dr @rexxsimba ,

The thread should be long ,I predict. …don’t forget to be posting the usual during commercial breaks.

The Mrs should start with both bathrooms and check the soaps.

Hell hath no Fury like a suspicious Wife … :D:D:p

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The fact that she intentionally forgot her phone in the house means she has been suspecting you all along. Now that she got you both naked and wet means her suspicion stands unchallenged and you will have no explanation to give to make her trust you in good faith. In short she knows you have been chewing the maid all along. If I was in your shoes I will act rude, refuse to offer any explanation and threaten her of separation should she continue mistrusting you. Then covertly chew the maid as we all do to serve her right.

Close the door on your wife and convince the maid that it is better you just have sex cause all is lost, why take the blame for something that didn’t happen and you can’t convince wife it didn’t so better finish what wife started…

Hii ni hekaya ya abunuwasi. A good brain teaser, but rarely practical.

Did the door have to be locked? Why doesn’t wifey have a key anyway?

After seeing the maid in that state, you might not be too keen on saving your marriage.
And btw hii black mali ya @Malong yor what value is it adding to the story?

@Malong Yor is one of the very few Mature Elder Connoisseurs of Really Good Black Booty in here …

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Anything for YOU , Bro … :D:D:D:D

Something ain’t right … Something just ain’t right.

Throwing additional fuel into that hot fire will not solve any problem…

Why not show her the 2 used wet bathrooms and appeal to her common sense …

If that fails , ask the Maid to kindly submit to a Vaginal Inspection to prove no Intercourse took place … :D:D:D

Where and What exactly …??? :D:D:D

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Mbicha unazo Doctari, but this is an acquired taste!

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Women don’t reason like that. That line of thought is masculine and correct but women are wired to belief lies. The wife has already convinced herself that the guy screwed the maid and the wetting of the bathrooms is just a way of convincing her that nothing happened. Remember in most households the maids bathe later in the day after all the chores have been accomplished so on this particular day the maid was found showering in the morning soon after the madam had left and she also had the audacity of coming out to open the door clad in a leso only with sharp boobs on full display yet she wasn’t sure wether the man of the house was in the sitting room too. To me the wife won’t accept any convincing so the best treatment is to act rude and plan on serving the maid the punishment she requested which is a hot rod from 11.00am till 3.00pm right on the sofa.

Our domestic Manager stays in the DSQ downstairs so PASS for Now.

@TrumanCapote :
Any sharp rejoinder on this fire debate …?? :D:D

My final word :-
In life , some things are not what they seem to be …
And some intelligence is required at times to evaluate many situations …

Example:
If you see a roughly dressed young man quickly exiting your house , do not assume he has been “busy” with your woman …

He could have been on a rush delivery mission and now on his way to other urgent business…:D:D:D

Ama Namna Gani , my friends …??? :D:D:p

This is why I am not married. Too much responsibility. You have to be responsible for someone else’s feelings, you have to be responsible for someone else’s perception, you have to be responsible for someone else’s suspicions, you have to be responsible for so many things that single people never have to deal with.

The only time I’d be worried is if my dad came to my house and then this happened I’d have to explain where his dowry is. LOL. In marriage you ignore such things and let them blow over by themselves bcz the more you explain the worse the whole thing appears and the more guilty you look.

Once upon a time I was dating someone and he called me to cancel the date bcz he had been summoned by his elder bro. So I just called a male relative and asked him if we could go to the movies and he said yes, so after the movie we went to a certain eatery, only to find my exe there with one of his male relatives. Since I was mad at him for calling off the date at such short notice, I ignored him and took a table on another floor. Later he told me that he was so angry and humiliated and wanted to beat the guy up. I curtly told him to learn to control his emotions bcz the guy was my relative and he was on the wrong for canceling the date. I never spoke on the matter again even when he would bring it up. His relationship with his family was among the reasons why I threw in the towel, pardon the pan. Of course I cheated a few times just not that times. You know how easy it is to cheat if your relationship is not working. As a side note I would like to clarify that my cheating is strictly emotional cheating not physical cheating as I’m certain he was doing.

I also have a very strong bond to my elder married sister …

When I acted stupid , She would tell me to my face and when I was overwhelmed by some life events , She would come and drag me out of my flat and take me out on a counseling Jog or Dinner …

She was my guide and moderation force during my wild younger years and her husband just had to get used to it …
(… I am her only sibling …)

I would not give up on Marriage, if I was You …
The right fellow will soon come around and your home will be filled with love and joy …
Just flow with nature and let the positive force within you lead the way … :D:D:D

Thanks for the kind wishes.