Condom Brain!

“Raila, The Sad Condom!

Uhuru wrapped Raila around his limp manhood as a condom! He convinced Margret the Mother, Margaret the wife that it was for their own good. The Kikuyu nation rebels on this vide Moses Kuria!

Even the real Luo Nation were in awe when Raila the condon was thrust mercilessly unto Ruto’s pseudo-religious ass! That is un-African! Ruto winced in pain. He is though refusing to cry loud. His best men shout “kick the dic!” Yes, Ruto values the marriage coz of the material properties he earned through it! FYI many women are in abusive marriages! How do you explain Ruto’s silence?

In the meantine, Raila the cluesles condom asks “ who is next?” Same meantime, Uhuru just wears another condom and tosses used condoms. He is now using Gideon, next would be…X! Any tossed condon still has viable sperm! May the next woman(political party) self-inseminate!

Anyway, the above is not literal! Leave it for Adams Oloo’s, Mutahi Ngunyis, Bichages, Mutuas to put it into context! I call it trash! “

Ruto for "22

hiyo barabara ni telezi, Mafia all the way

I have come to a conclusion that Raila is not to blame for the Jubilee fall out, this was coming Raila or not, it is just convenient for Tanga Tanga to blame Baba, kwa hii vita Baba ni mweupe kama pamba.

Raila will be in power for a long time to come. He has realised that he is getting old and losing the stamina to always be running up and down the streets choking on teargas for masses who can’t be redeemed. But he also realizes that he has a huge mass of people behind his back whom he can use as backup incase the partners in the government attempt to short-change him