concealing a phone

[system]

Learnt this from @poyoloko.

Everytime you go to a brothel, conceal your valuables. Kama uko na simu, wrap it in a juala then insert it kwa matako.

After drilling some smelly momos, lube your fingers with saliva and gently pull the juala out. It will be covered in feces, so you might have to dispose the juala.

If anyone asks you why you smell like shit, just tell them umetoka kutombana mattercore.

[SwagMargeddon]

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[tombayeye]

…yep,a big faggot

[system]

@Tom Bayeye

…yep,a big faggot

Okello Tom, wazzup my nigga. Umetoa juala kwa mattercore?

[gobshite]

@Tauren

Learnt this from @poyoloko.

Everytime you go to a brothel, conceal your valuables. Kama uko na simu, wrap it in a juala then insert it kwa matako.

After drilling some smelly momos, lube your fingers with saliva and gently pull the juala out. It will be covered in feces, so you might have to dispose the juala.

If anyone asks you why you smell like shit, just tell them umetoka kutombana mattercore.

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[tikagi]

Thought i will die an ass virgin ,then these.

[tombayeye]

@Tauren

Okello Tom, wazzup my nigga. Umetoa juala kwa mattercore?

Alar,uliniwekea juala mkunduni saa ngapi wewe msenge? Fwaaaaaakin