I don’t sleep around with hoes but I can tell that this is the accurate description of tribal composition in Kenya:
Kikuyus- 65%
Kamba- 12%
Jaruos- 11%
Coastal- 5%
Kisii- 3%
Others-4%
Kikuyus ni watu wa mbesha.
Note how the Baruhyas and Kalenjinga are not significantly featuring on the list. Despite the fact that they are big tribes. They may engage here and there but they are not aggressive in “selling.”
Luhyas wanatosheka na food, bora their belly is full, hata hawahitaji hela boratu chakula iko
Mkikuyu anataka ashike buroti maguta maguta, asimamishe gorofa, ama afungue biashara na 150 is not enough so lazima ahudumie wengi…kama polisi
Many kyuk lanyes have built high-rise buildings from the proceeds of the bed
Very true, I have a neighbour anaendesha bmw X1, my age mate but huwa anachambua wababa na maboyz.
Juzi nmeona kijana akiendesha gari yake, akitoka kwake, mumama (mdemish) amejenga hadi rentals na keja za juu ameweke zile Airbnbs.
These kyuks of ours can do anything for money but anyway that’s the way of life currently on this godforsaken planet
They are go-getters. That’s the most positive thing about them. Shida ni moja tu, ukikosa mbesha watavumilia kidogo and even try to boost you but ukishindwa kuamka wanatoka mbio kama baruti 
Weka sasa by beauty
I disagree.
Luos exceed kambas in the trade, only next to kikuyus
But kyuks sell everywhere. Jaruos don’t penetrate deeply apart from Nyanza and Nairobi
Did you understand what I meant?
That their % is higher?
Customers list
90% Kalenjins
79% Luos
60% Luhyas
40% kikuyus
You just restated what I had written, but your tone was as though you are contradicting me.
Kikuyu lanyes will parade themselves in Koinange fine…si katai. But they eventually go back to their families jua ikiwaka. Lakini if it comes to umalaya wa kindoa, Jadhe women take the trophy. As in she can be sleeping with 5 different guys at the same time for a very long time and she is married.
Tembea kenya (kenya ni kubwa si Nairobi pekee yake) ukipata Nakuru going forward 80% of Lanyes ni Luo.
Luo is actually very close to Kikuyu based on my escapades. Strangely Embu pia for such a small tribe I’ve encountered a few
Maybe it’s because they have faces that only a mother can love. I mean Luo’s have the body and kikuyus have the face and Kambas wako hapo Katikati na wanapenda sex sana
Luo’s, kikuyus and Kambas wako wengi Sana Kwa hii game