Well, you all know my situation, but incase you missed the previous episodes, here is a summary.
I employed a beautiful girl as my househelp. She has been with us for like 3 yrs, literally becoming one of us albeit in an unexpected way. So the chick gets paged and I suspect either Mr. Mureithi or my Son, Mureithi jnr. I kick the girl out before she delivers then later visit her to see the results. I find the kid looking familiar, and invite her to my home for grilling. Further grilling reveals that my son is the planter is the seed, effectively making me a cucu. I grilled my son on Sunday, and this is what transpired.
Like any other fisi, he denied having known the girl. Knowing in the biblical sense, as in hajakula mtu. I put on that face I usually put on when i mean war, and he accepted having had sex with her over a very long period of time. It all started while he was in form 2 and I had travelled outside the country. Mr. Mureithi was also absent. He was the man of the house at that moment, and got to do what all men of the house do. He ferked the lady using protection on several ocassions, and a relationship was born. Over the Dec 2013 holiday, the two went for VCT na wakatokea wasafi kama pamba. They immediately switched to DF and the lady got some injection which was to make her infertile until further notice. So they have been ferking ever since until shit hit the fan after April 2015 holidays. My rough estimate is that approx 100 ferks have taken place in that house, sometimes when I am there. The lady mysteriously conceived, just like the Blessed Virgin Mary. The boy wanted the thing flushed out and even sent some money to the lady for the purpose (by then he was still in school). My boy did not close for Aug holidays (being a candidate) and all along thought the girl flushed. When he came home after clearing his exams in Nov 2015, he found the lady heavily pregnant. Although he did not admit, I suspect alikamua yeye. fisi ni fisi. And that is when I chased the girl away.
So I asked the boy what he plans, now that he is a father. He told me that he would not mind having the lady as his wife, although not now since he is going to university (did I mention he scored an A of 84?). He asked me to take care of the lady in the meantime until he clears his studies. He even suggested the kid be renamed to Mureithi (he only had a first name before that). he also begged me to take the lady for some further studies (lady had scored a C plain), meaning am going to employ a botch for my ex-botch. Imagine that.
I have finally accepted that I am a cucu, and will be bringing the girl home. She will now be my daughter in law. I however see my son disowning the lady when he completes university and gets hooked up with a nurse or a fellow doctor. I have also discarded the evil thoughts I had of killing the baby. I actually admire him and look forward to the day he will speak. I hope his first words will be cucu. Cant wait to come from work and be met by a boy hugging me asking how my day was. My small kids are also very excited to be called uncle and auntie at ages 7 and 5 respectively.
And that, my friends, is how I became a cucu at age <40.