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1. BEND OVER SHIRLEY
What You Need:
§ 1 1/2 oz. raspberry vodka
§ 4 oz. Sprite soda
§ 3/4 oz. Rose’s grenadine syrup
What to Do:
§ Fill a 12oz. glass with cubed ice.
§ Add 1.5 oz. of Raspberry Vodka.
§ Add Sprite, and top off with Grenadine.
§ Garnish with two Maraschino Cherries.
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2. COCK SUCKING COWBOY
What You Need:
§ Two parts butterscotch Schnapps
§ One part Baileys
What to Do:
§ Layer in a shot glass
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3. 1-900-FUK-MEUP
What You Need:
§ 1/2 oz. Absolut Kurant
§ 1/4 oz. Grand Marnier
§ 1/4 oz. Chambord
§ 1/4 oz. Midori Melon Liqueur
§ 1/4 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
§ 1/4 oz. Amaretto
§ 1/2 oz. Cranberry Juice
§ 1/4 oz. Pineapple Juice
What to Do:
§ Shake ingredients in a glass filled with ice cubes.
§ Strain and serve in a Whiskey Sour Glass.
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4. ADIOS MOTHERFUCKER
What You Need:
§ 1/2 oz vodka
§ 1/2 oz rum
§ 1/2 oz tequila
§ 1/2 oz gin
§ 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
§ 2 oz sweet and sour mix
§ 2 oz 7-Up® soda
What to Do:
§ Take a chilled glass filled with lots of ice cubes (rocks) and pour all ingredients into the glass (except the 7’up soda).
§ Top it off with the 7-Up soda.
§ Gently stir and enjoy!
5. Sex on My Face
What You Need:
§ 1/2 oz. Yukon Jack Canadian whisky
§ 1/2 oz. Malibu coconut rum
§ 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort peach liqueur
§ 1/2 oz. banana liqueur
§ 1 splash cranberry juice
§ 1 splash pineapple juice
§ 1 splash orange juice
What to Do:
§ Mix ingredients in a tall glass filled with ice.
6. BLUE BALLS
What You Need:
§ 1 oz. raspberry vodka
§ 1 oz. coconut rum
§ 1 oz. Blue Curacao liqueur
What to Do:
§ Pour all three ingredients into a tin shaker.
§ Make sure to add some ice into the mix and serve in a shot glass.
7. ANGEL’S TIT
What You Need:
§ 1/4 oz Creme de Cacao
§ 1/4 oz Maraschino Liqueur
§ 1/4 oz Heavy Cream
§ Maraschino Cherries
What to Do:
§ Layer ingredients in a shot glass according to how it’s written.
§ Chill the mix for 30 minutes and garnish with cherry.
8. RED-HEADED SLUT
What You Need:
§ 1 oz. Jagermeister
§ 1 oz. peach schnapps
§ 2 oz. cranberry juice
What to do:
§ Pour the mix in a shaker, strain the shot, and mix in a glass filled with ice.
9. MOUNTAIN DEW ME
What You Need:
§ 2 oz. Midori melon liqueur
§ 1 oz. triple sec
§ 4 oz. pineapple juice
§ 1 splash Mountain Dew soda
What to Do:
§ Add all the ingredients in a glass filled with ice.
§ Garnish with lime if you want before serving.
10. SEX WITH AN ALLIGATOR
What You Need:
§ 1/2 oz. raspberry liqueur
§ 1 oz. melon liqueur
§ 2 oz. sweet & sour mix
§ 1/2 oz. Jagermeister
What to Do:
§ Pour the melon liqueur and sweet and sour mix into a shaker.
§ Fill with ice, shake, and strain into a chilled martini glass.
§ Then, pour some raspberry liqueur and top it off with Jagermeister.
11. ANUS BURNER
What You Need:
§ 1 part tequila
§ 1 slice of jalapeño pepper
§ A dash of hot sauce
What to Do:
§ Place the jalapeño pepper in a shot glass and add Tequila.
§ Add hot sauce until the drink becomes red.
13. LIQUID VIAGRA
What You Need:
§ 1 part Jagermeister herbal liqueur
§ 1/3 can Red Bull energy drink
What to do:
§ Mix Jagermeister and red bull. Enjoy!
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14. THE LEG SPREADER
What You Need:
§ 1 oz. 1800 Tequila
§ 1 oz. vodka
§ 1 oz. gin
§ 1 oz. rum
What to do:
§ Mix everything in a glass and drink.
§ It’s that simple!
5. AFGHANISTANI WHORE
What You Need:
§ 4 oz. rum
§ 1 can root beer
§ 4 oz. vodka
What to Do:
§ Mix in a glass and drink.
