Coastal Dishes Scam

[Mikymas]

Forget about Njeri opening a food joint in Nairobi and naming it PWANI DISHES while cooking pilau njeri nonsense.

Not that one. The one am talking about ni huko tu Mombasa.

Someone comes at you with very weird looking sea food/fish and tells you hii ukikula leo usiku ensure uko na bibi bure utashinda na tent kwa boxer usiku mzima. Kijana ako na low confidence anararua Octopus tatu unahara hadi fuse ya haga inachomeka!

In real life, seafood zinaonja kama wakisii. Sijui Crab, shrimps and all those other bugs. Anyone eating seafood willingly can eat sweaty ass.

Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals

doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10

[Zush]

@Mikymas

…ibi bure utashinda na tent kwa boxer usiku mzima. Kijana ako na low confidence anararua Octopus tatu unahara hadi fuse ya haga inachomeka!
In real life, seafood zinaonja kama wakisii. Sijui Crab, shrimps and all those other bugs. Anyone eating seafood willingly can eat sweaty ass.
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Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
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doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10

Hio description ni ka you speaking from experience

[Terrorsummit]

@Mikymas

wakisii

Hapa unatonea Bure,Sasa tumefanya nini?

[Landlord]

@Mikymas

Forget about Njeri opening a food joint in Nairobi and naming it PWANI DISHES while cooking pilau njeri nonsense.

You are an IDIOT! Pilau is an Indian dish and everyone is free to cook it na video zimejaa youtube. Africa never grew any rice na KILA KITU NIKULETEWA.

[Landlord]

@Mikymas

Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals

You are an IDIOT! The east african coast has very few industries that can polute the ocean and so our sea food is very safe.

[Josto_Bwaku]

@Mikymas

…ibi bure utashinda na tent kwa boxer usiku mzima. Kijana ako na low confidence anararua Octopus tatu unahara hadi fuse ya haga inachomeka!
In real life, seafood zinaonja kama wakisii. Sijui Crab, shrimps and all those other bugs. Anyone eating seafood willingly can eat sweaty ass.
image960×1280 153 KB
Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
image1222×647 68.9 KB
doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10

Only reason I toned down on seafood is to reduce purine intake, otherwise nilikua na siaga hao samaki wote wa Indian ocean.

[Simiyu22]

@Josto_Bwaku

… inachomeka!
In real life, seafood zinaonja kama wakisii. Sijui Crab, shrimps and all those other bugs. Anyone eating seafood willingly can eat sweaty ass.
image960×1280 153 KB
Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
image1222×647 68.9 KB
doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10

Only reason I toned down on seafood is to reduce purine intake, otherwise nilikua na siaga hao samaki wote wa Indian ocean.

Hizo crustaceans na molluscs zilinishinda. Prawns and lobster ni safi sana.

[ORIGI27]

@Mikymas

…ibi bure utashinda na tent kwa boxer usiku mzima. Kijana ako na low confidence anararua Octopus tatu unahara hadi fuse ya haga inachomeka!
In real life, seafood zinaonja kama wakisii. Sijui Crab, shrimps and all those other bugs. Anyone eating seafood willingly can eat sweaty ass.
image960×1280 153 KB
Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
image1222×647 68.9 KB
doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10

Inakaa kama sehemu telezi ya @TrumanCapote

[Josto_Bwaku]

@ORIGI27

…ima. Kijana ako na low confidence anararua Octopus tatu unahara hadi fuse ya haga inachomeka!
In real life, seafood zinaonja kama wakisii. Sijui Crab, shrimps and all those other bugs. Anyone eating seafood willingly can eat sweaty ass.
image960×1280 153 KB
Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
image1222×647 68.9 KB
doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10

Inakaa kama sehemu telezi ya @TrumanCapote

@TrumanCapote ni ndume. Hua anajisugua njuang’a na super brite sponge side ya green.

[Yuletapeli]

Wacha tu nikule omena kwa ugali, pweza siwezi mla..

[BOOKten]

@Mikymas

…ibi bure utashinda na tent kwa boxer usiku mzima. Kijana ako na low confidence anararua Octopus tatu unahara hadi fuse ya haga inachomeka!
In real life, seafood zinaonja kama wakisii. Sijui Crab, shrimps and all those other bugs. Anyone eating seafood willingly can eat sweaty ass.
image960×1280 153 KB
Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
image1222×647 68.9 KB
doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10

As if hizo skuma za sewages and waru sprayed with chemicals HAZINA METALS

[CARTHONZWENY]

@Mikymas

…ibi bure utashinda na tent kwa boxer usiku mzima. Kijana ako na low confidence anararua Octopus tatu unahara hadi fuse ya haga inachomeka!
In real life, seafood zinaonja kama wakisii. Sijui Crab, shrimps and all those other bugs. Anyone eating seafood willingly can eat sweaty ass.
image960×1280 153 KB
Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
image1222×647 68.9 KB
doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10

Sawa
Kula soy beans utoe matiti
Kisha osha mattercore
cc @CARTHOZWENY @Gaines
These dirty FAGS don’t need Instructions

[Guru2.0]

@Landlord

…

Mikymas:

Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals

You are an IDIOT! The east african coast has very few industries that can polute the ocean and so our sea food is very safe.

So samaki inakula meffi ya an entire city is still good in your books

[Landlord]

@Yuletapeli

Wacha tu nikule omena kwa ugali, pweza siwezi mla..

Lake Victoria fish is heavily contaminated. Avoid kabisa.

.

[paparazzi]

@Josto_Bwaku

… inachomeka!
In real life, seafood zinaonja kama wakisii. Sijui Crab, shrimps and all those other bugs. Anyone eating seafood willingly can eat sweaty ass.
image960×1280 153 KB
Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
image1222×647 68.9 KB
doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10

Only reason I toned down on seafood is to reduce purine intake, otherwise nilikua na siaga hao samaki wote wa Indian ocean.

Gout ilikufanyia ile maneno

[CARTHOZWENY]

@CARTHONZWENY

…use ya haga inachomeka!
In real life, seafood zinaonja kama wakisii. Sijui Crab, shrimps and all those other bugs. Anyone eating seafood willingly can eat sweaty ass.
image960×1280 153 KB
Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
image1222×647 68.9 KB
doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10

Sawa
Kula soy beans utoe matiti
Kisha osha mattercore
cc @CARTHOZWENY @Gaines
These dirty FAGS don’t need Instructions

Panua mcoondur firimbi nakuja , shenzi

[Josto_Bwaku]

@paparazzi

…eafood zinaonja kama wakisii. Sijui Crab, shrimps and all those other bugs. Anyone eating seafood willingly can eat sweaty ass.
image960×1280 153 KB
Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
image1222×647 68.9 KB
doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10
Only reason I toned down on seafood is to reduce purine intake, otherwise nilikua na siaga hao samaki wote wa Indian ocean.

Gout ilikufanyia ile maneno

I’ll not confirm nor deny any allegations, since any sign of weakness in this dungeon will be used as an attack weapon.

[paparazzi]

@Josto_Bwaku

…ty ass.
image960×1280 153 KB
Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
image1222×647 68.9 KB
doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10
Only reason I toned down on seafood is to reduce purine intake, otherwise nilikua na siaga hao samaki wote wa Indian ocean.
Gout ilikufanyia ile maneno

I’ll not confirm nor deny any allegations, since any sign of weakness in this dungeon will be used as an attack weapon.

Ha, fuck that shit, its called self awareness. I have had gout hit me severally in the past especially when I used to do alcohol and those nonsense processed food due to increase in disposable income, now I’m wiser, eat healthy, drink lots of water and stay fit, you won’t have to worry about purines

[Mikymas]

@Josto_Bwaku

…ty ass.
image960×1280 153 KB
Also hizi seafoods are very high in heavy metals
image1222×647 68.9 KB
doi/10.5696/2156-9614-4-6.10
Only reason I toned down on seafood is to reduce purine intake, otherwise nilikua na siaga hao samaki wote wa Indian ocean.
Gout ilikufanyia ile maneno

I’ll not confirm nor deny any allegations, since any sign of weakness in this dungeon will be used as an attack weapon.

punguza weight kanono. Gout ni ugonjwa ya wanono, specifically sudden weight gain. Kijana ukipata pesa ukaamua pombe na manyam ndio zako